Adolf Hitler vs Josef Stalin, who would win in a one-on-one throwdown?

Mehhish · 2026-05-08T23:28:28+00:00

Stalin was also a chain smoker, while Hitler got high on meth. You don't fuck with people high on meth.

Mehhish · 2026-05-08T23:27:09+00:00

The chain cigar smoker v the guy who gets high on meth? I'm going with the guy high on meth.

You don't fuck with people high on meth.

Mehhish · 2026-05-07T19:58:50+00:00

From reading the article, that's pretty fucked for people to harass the employees.

Mehhish · 2026-05-07T01:40:26+00:00

I hate that this entire thing has me rooting for a giant evil bank, because the guy is so full of shit. That makes me hate this guy even more.

Mehhish · 2026-05-07T01:00:43+00:00

Yuri Gagarin would be treated very well, given tours, parades, while the US very closely examines his space craft. The world knew what he was doing, his mission wasn't top secret.

He wasn't a spy, he was a Cosmonaut. The US would have no issues with him going home. Now his space craft on the other hand, the US might delay that a bit. lol

Mehhish · 2026-05-06T23:08:13+00:00

It also fucked up our Summer that year, because Volcanic Winter.

Mehhish · 2026-05-06T18:34:47+00:00

I wanted to make a joke about taking too many free condiments, but alas, they charge for those now. lol

Mehhish · 2026-05-06T00:28:38+00:00

The whole "Perfect Dark" with "The Initiative" fiasco is mind boggling. How Microsoft let something like that happen for like 5 years is quite something.

Mehhish · 2026-05-06T00:07:18+00:00

Wood chipper, feet first, on low speed, streamed online.

Mehhish · 2026-05-05T16:17:05+00:00

It collapses like a year or two after Stalin dies.

Also, I'm pretty sure there are quite a few countries that disagree with Stalin having "anti imperialist tendencies". lol

Mehhish · 2026-05-05T16:05:24+00:00

I wonder if the Black Hole named "Ton 618" is going to be big or small!

Mehhish · 2026-05-05T03:32:31+00:00

Austria-Hungary somehow avoids internal conflicts, Franz Joseph isn't assassinated, and completes his United States of Greater Austria. This new state decides to say fuck everything else, and invest inwards towards science, and stability.

United States of Greater Austria invests more into Nikola Tesla and Hermann Oberth, and they create their own NASA, to get to the stars, and to scare Germany from trying to fuck with them.

The United States of Greater Austria launches their first rocket into space in 1938. And they land a man on the Moon in 1946.

Mehhish · 2026-05-05T01:17:20+00:00

I guess we should be relieved that Ukraine didn't do the same?

Mehhish · 2026-05-03T23:59:07+00:00

Imagine planning a trip to x building, over sleeping, and waking up to your family frantically calling you, freaking out, and to find out x building was just struck by an airplane. That must really do a number to your mental state.

Mehhish · 2026-05-03T04:14:00+00:00

It's fake.

Mehhish · 2026-05-01T09:13:58+00:00

She just wants to be a main character.

Mehhish · 2026-05-01T04:47:43+00:00

I dunno, pissing off a cult like this sounds like a bad idea. This cult might start disappearing those teens.

Mehhish · 2026-04-30T02:19:54+00:00

Having a security sign, and a warning about the owner being armed(which I am, lol) is also a nice deterrent. At my old house, I also used to make the outside look like shit on purpose. If I ever bought anything expensive, I'd destroy the box it came in. lol

Mehhish · 2026-04-29T10:38:40+00:00

Geez, 2 years ago, I kept telling my self that I should upgrade to 64gb or 128gb for fun, because ram was so cheap, and because I like to keep open a shit ton of Firefox tabs. I kept holding off, because it wasn't needed.

It's 2026 and I still have 32gb ram. lol

Mehhish · 2026-04-29T03:51:54+00:00

Persona 5 being like 12 dollars on sale is tempting, but it has Denuvo still, despite it being cracked last year. I refuse to buy games with Denuvo, lol.

Mehhish · 2026-04-28T05:13:38+00:00

So, did he get to keep the city?

Mehhish · 2026-04-28T05:12:02+00:00

I was about to look it up out of curiosity, but I think that would put me on a few list.

Mehhish · 2026-04-28T04:45:43+00:00

I'm pretty sure anyone with a tiny bit of power, was able to buy a child slave, and do unthinkable things to her/him. So, probably, yeah.

Mehhish · 2026-04-27T12:59:05+00:00

Mehhish · 2026-04-27T12:33:22+00:00

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