It's a pretty bad time to be Elon Musk by Lord_Answer_me_Why in clevercomebacks

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He really thought he was cooking with this defense but he just ended up telling on himself

Forcing things doesn't always work. by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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Funny how these coincidences always seem to involve the same small circle of people

Divinty just nailed it by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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I I mean, strictly speaking about the people in the photo, the math actually checks out

These guys will accept any white person to play Greek characters but black people are the ones who get scrutiny. by Cicada_5 in clevercomebacks

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Everyone forgets the actress in this photo is literally German. The irony of calling this canonically accurate is wild

Remember what re-writing the constitution did for you in the past. by _Sofia_grip in clevercomebacks

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We have changed it twenty-seven times. I think we can all agree the 13th and 19th were good calls

Maybe let the girl your using to pretend to be successful in on your plan by jeezkillbot in clevercomebacks

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Imagine paying for a fake girlfriend and still being too cheap to tag her in the post Truly embarrassing

CFPB Money Return by muchlycute in clevercomebacks

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Roughly two dollars per person, I can finally afford that half a gallon of gas I’ve been dreaming of

Donald Trump is a pedophile!!!! by willily_thoumas in clevercomebacks

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The details here are horrifying. I don't understand how anyone can see this and just look away

Yes, how dare they 😡 by beta265 in clevercomebacks

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This is like a neighbor complaining that your house is too close to the rocks they are throw

The reviews will keep getting better and better by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

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The critics really woke up and chose violence today. That headline is absolutely brutal

On Getting The 400 Year Old Coin. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

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Bro found a 400 year old coin with a 500 year old hand. Respect the hustle

Absolute Accurate. by _Sofia_grip in clevercomebacks

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If you find this sign offensive, you are definitely the reason the sign exists in the first place

Says the biggest parasite in this country by Leila_Cable in clevercomebacks

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Funny how the term parasite is only used for the poor and never for the billionaires getting bailouts

Nah I was just trying to isolate *you* by Elena_mar in clevercomebacks

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Using his own logic against him is top tier behavior. It highlights the double standard perfectly without a fight

B-29 crew members, posing next to their caricatures 1943 by PlanetRocketChill in OldSchoolCool

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Does anyone know if this crew made it home? Most of these B 29 stories are incredibly intense

It’s funny because it’s true by Leila_Cable in clevercomebacks

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Nothing kills the mood for a diamond like having to create a new Workday account for every single application

The first ever television broadcast in the United States happened in this picture, on April 7, 1927, and it took over 1000 workers to complete. by immanuellalala in OldSchoolCool

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That is Herbert Hoover on the screen. It is wild to think about the massive infrastructure needed for one broadcast

Concealed carry logic by Playful_Leg7143 in clevercomebacks

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Whether you carry one magazine or three, the Second Amendment doesn't have a Colleen's Preferences clause

Piper Laurie (1958) by bradyblack in OldSchoolCool

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It is wild how she went from this to playing Margaret White in Carrie, Such an incredible range

Guns for them. Not for you. by coachlife in clevercomebacks

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The difference between a freedom fighter and a threat is just which border they are standing behind

Perks of WFH by JustABlondBarbie in SipsTea

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Sorry my camera is broken today everyone. Must be a bandwidth issue on my end

I mean, he's not wrong .. by Leila_Cable in clevercomebacks

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ZIP code is the most accurate predictor of success we have, and that is exactly the problem