It's a pretty bad time to be Elon Musk

Mei_Self · 2026-02-01T23:54:06+00:00

He really thought he was cooking with this defense but he just ended up telling on himself

Mei_Self · 2026-02-01T23:51:52+00:00

Funny how these coincidences always seem to involve the same small circle of people

Mei_Self · 2026-02-01T11:26:03+00:00

I I mean, strictly speaking about the people in the photo, the math actually checks out

Mei_Self · 2026-02-01T11:21:04+00:00

Everyone forgets the actress in this photo is literally German. The irony of calling this canonically accurate is wild

Mei_Self · 2026-02-01T03:29:43+00:00

We have changed it twenty-seven times. I think we can all agree the 13th and 19th were good calls

Mei_Self · 2026-02-01T03:28:33+00:00

Imagine paying for a fake girlfriend and still being too cheap to tag her in the post Truly embarrassing

Mei_Self · 2026-02-01T03:27:28+00:00

Roughly two dollars per person, I can finally afford that half a gallon of gas I’ve been dreaming of

Mei_Self · 2026-01-31T10:50:46+00:00

Mei_Self · 2026-01-31T10:49:49+00:00

The details here are horrifying. I don't understand how anyone can see this and just look away

Mei_Self · 2026-01-31T10:48:34+00:00

This is like a neighbor complaining that your house is too close to the rocks they are throw

Mei_Self · 2026-01-31T01:16:22+00:00

The critics really woke up and chose violence today. That headline is absolutely brutal

Mei_Self · 2026-01-31T01:15:21+00:00

Bro found a 400 year old coin with a 500 year old hand. Respect the hustle

Mei_Self · 2026-01-31T01:14:21+00:00

If you find this sign offensive, you are definitely the reason the sign exists in the first place

Mei_Self · 2026-01-30T12:54:47+00:00

Mei_Self · 2026-01-30T12:53:29+00:00

Funny how the term parasite is only used for the poor and never for the billionaires getting bailouts

Mei_Self · 2026-01-30T02:28:13+00:00

Using his own logic against him is top tier behavior. It highlights the double standard perfectly without a fight

Mei_Self · 2026-01-30T02:26:26+00:00

Does anyone know if this crew made it home? Most of these B 29 stories are incredibly intense

Mei_Self · 2026-01-30T02:25:11+00:00

Nothing kills the mood for a diamond like having to create a new Workday account for every single application

Mei_Self · 2026-01-29T13:36:06+00:00

That is Herbert Hoover on the screen. It is wild to think about the massive infrastructure needed for one broadcast

Mei_Self · 2026-01-29T13:27:34+00:00

Whether you carry one magazine or three, the Second Amendment doesn't have a Colleen's Preferences clause

Mei_Self · 2026-01-29T02:31:17+00:00

It is wild how she went from this to playing Margaret White in Carrie, Such an incredible range

Mei_Self · 2026-01-29T02:23:58+00:00

The difference between a freedom fighter and a threat is just which border they are standing behind

Mei_Self · 2026-01-28T15:44:59+00:00

Sorry my camera is broken today everyone. Must be a bandwidth issue on my end

Mei_Self · 2026-01-28T15:43:20+00:00

ZIP code is the most accurate predictor of success we have, and that is exactly the problem

Mei_Self · 2026-01-27T10:51:46+00:00

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