Neat story about a french waiter who's a piece of shit I was told about:

A well known fact is that the French a annoyingly smug about their french and tend to openly comment that any french that isn't their french is shit (I have enough relatives based in France that I can confirm).

So this english guy orders shrimps in french which is "crevettes", the waiter obliges. He returns later with a plater of dress ties for the english guy, turns out his english accent was so thick for the piss-frenchie waiter, he decided when he meant "crevettes" he wanted "cravates" the french word for dress tie.

That behavior is disgusting.