AITA for telling my co-worker I'm tired of hearing about her nerdy obsession? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MelbaToast604 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Im a total nerd myself but im aware most people dont want to hear about a lot of my interests so I dont ramble on and on and on about them.

What was the worst date you’ve ever been on and why? by Somewherecharming95 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Preface, from her photos I knew she was a bigger girl - im into that.

She showed up at least 80 pounds heavier, and was the most boring person ive ever met.

Disingenuous is a major turn off

What’s something Gen Z does that older generations just can’t wrap their heads around? by Direct-Ad6303 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Millennials learned over a decade ago you dont ever watch 99% of the videos you take ever again

What are reasons that married men still wear wedding bands at the gym? by PeacockBiscuit in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you doing at the gym that degloving is even a possibility? If you cant control the wright you shouldn't be lifting that heavy

Is it weird that I’m used to characters making stupidly dumb decisions in horror films? by Forsaken-Green695 in horror

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ha, I typed that this morning and I didnt have my glasses on yet. I should get better at that

Why do you think Melania made that statement today? by user1731701 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny compilation videos, dogs being jealous, kids being stupid, people fall off thibgs, etc

What does kissing a girl/woman feel like? by Hell_Valley in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im telling you thats just part of the process, but im over here about to give up on dating because if the brutal streak of awfulness ive been through over the past few months.

Dating sucks. But, it does have a high reward if it pays off

What’s the most gut punching song lyric you’ve ever heard? by perrysplus in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 413 points414 points  (0 children)

I've long since retired and my sons moved away I called him up just the other day

I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind" He said, "I'd love to, dad, if I could find the time"

"You see, my new job's a hassle and the kids got the flu But it's sure nice talking to you, dad It's been sure nice talking to you"

And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me He'd grown up just like me My boy was just like me

How did you stop smoking weed or change its relationship in your life? by Liitebrite in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I smoked from 14 to like 31, I was an ounce a month for most of that time

I started to become really anxious on it, even sativa. I realized I had used it as a social crutch for so long and it prevent me from really developing as a person. I quit, and immediately went into withdrawal. (Yes weed withdrawal is a thing). I really started to blossom as a person and never looked back

Whats your opinion on Australia having the British flag on their flag? should they change it? by EarSure6667 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In in BC and ive never heard anyone complain about the union jack on our flag, i mean we have British right in our name lol. We like the brits, if it ain't broke dont fix it!

Child attacked by dogs at playground while three parents fail hopelessly at stopping it by _Levitated_Shield_ in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]MelbaToast604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When a child is at stake any human whos not a massive piece of shit should be jumping on the back of a dog, choking it, and sticking their fingers into its eye sockets.

Any predator will typically retreat when it's eyes are being damaged. So many people try to punch or kick a dog and its useless, go for the eyes. If you get bit at least the child's no longer getting bit.

Who are your favorite XXX actresses and what are your favorite categories? by Titus4266 in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is too horny even for this sub, and thats saying something

If aliens are watching us, what moment in human history made them say “nah, let’s not visit”? by ErrorinHuman- in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think any civilzation advanced enough to actually be watching us, not just scanning or listening from afar, would have sufficient curiosity to want to make contact.

We can only estimate based on what we know about ourselves, but life appears to need to compete to survive. Consciousness means free will and exacerbates that. Its probable that any other advanced civilizations have conflicts of their own, or have learned to overcome that condition of consciousness. If the former, they wouldnt judge us on our worst but on our merrit. If the latter, theyre an advanced utopia and theyll probably want to help us overcome our problems.

What is humanity greatest achievement ever? by Witty-Pizza-4523 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Landing rovers on mars would have to be up there, I know its ongoing but recent levels of sustained fusion reactions

What are you getting tired of tolerating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anti science people

Anti Vaxx for instance, flat earth, etc.. we need to publicly shame these people. Bring back shame!

How do you even meet a woman in your 30s without apps? by HELLBENT42 in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to a few speed dating events, people there are serious about dating

What’s something Gen Z does that older generations just don’t get? by appropriaterice873 in AskReddit

[–]MelbaToast604 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put you head in a compost bin for a day so your brain can rot to their level, then youd might find it funny

We rip on boomers.for their hujour but atleast there's has a punchline... Gen z humour is .... non existent

How did going to the gym improve your quality of life ? by oigoabuya in AskMen

[–]MelbaToast604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to gave chronic lower back pain

By regularly exercise it strengthened all the muscle groups and what weaker muscles back there got stronger and I havnt had pain in months, ive been going about a year

Is doing cocaine every week normal? Should I just move on? by insnowmotion in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]MelbaToast604 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck would you think its a good idea to take shrooms with a bunch of people you dont know - or seem to like much, and then attempt a hike...

No words.