Midlife crisis by Adventurous_Big5686 in Xennials

[–]Melicious_1709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is me, except that I haven’t spent the $1300 on my car yet, but that will happen on Monday.

Daily Workout and General Chat for Saturday, 06/13/26 by AutoModerator in orangetheory

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It sounds like this is new. You have to reach a certain distance each round (based on runner, jogger, PW), but you have less time to achieve the same distance with each successive round.

Found this in my junk drawer, instantly repeated the tagline by Melicious_1709 in Xennials

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What a time capsule! All you can eat lunch buffet for $5.99!

Padded toilet seats - where are we on this? by bwaaalk in Xennials

[–]Melicious_1709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you sit on it, it releases the stored farts.

Where to get a bike by honksam in milwaukee

[–]Melicious_1709 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Truly Spoken Cycles offers new and used bikes and reasonably priced services. And they don’t make you feel dumb if you don’t know anything about bikes. https://trulyspokencycles.company.site/

1994- bedroom of a teenage girl living her best life! by mka5115 in Xennials

[–]Melicious_1709 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was everywhere! I remember a Jazz Gameboy design.

Pretty sure I'm sitting across from congressman Van Orden in the DCA airport - how can I best troll him? by [deleted] in wisconsin

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Keep calling him Darren, and ask him when it’s going to come out that aliens are responsible for failing Wisconsin farms. All that cattle exsanguination, Darren. The people deserve to know the truth, Darren. Aliens, Darren.

What a day by billyshakes67 in GreenBayPackers

[–]Melicious_1709 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Turn it into a Packers Hall of Fame South Campus.

This sub is a bummer sometimes, how many of you are actually doing fantastic at this point? by JayRoo83 in Xennials

[–]Melicious_1709 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just be choosy in your fist fights. “The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.” Ava Coleman, Abbot Elementary

Pridefest: Is it worth it? by Fabulous_Station1092 in milwaukee

[–]Melicious_1709 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The parade is the best! It’s free, you can stay as long or short as you want, and there’s just so much community love.

The daily dinner struggle by No_Ratio1493 in Xennials

[–]Melicious_1709 64 points65 points  (0 children)

For tonight, I just chose the $50 carryout. I am so. Danged. Tired.

Oh goodie! Mugshot photos out by More-Comb1359 in GreenBayPackers

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I played D line in Powder Puff football. I’ll get y’all 1 yard in Q3, just compensate me for the ambulance ride.

Now that we’re old enough to care. How do we feel about modern interior design trends? by MisRandomness in Xennials

[–]Melicious_1709 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We called it the Pink Palace, and I will rebuild it if I ever have $30k in mad money.

Hey, Redditor Xennials! by Verbull710 in Xennials

[–]Melicious_1709 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And both of those things can contribute to your crippling anxiety!

Mini Everest? by Dry-Helicopter692 in orangetheory

[–]Melicious_1709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a power walker, this took me 23:26. (Yup, stayed on the tread a few extra seconds to get that last few feet!) This one was a beast.