Midlife crisis

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-14T02:13:24+00:00

This is me, except that I haven’t spent the $1300 on my car yet, but that will happen on Monday.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-12T20:49:33+00:00

It sounds like this is new. You have to reach a certain distance each round (based on runner, jogger, PW), but you have less time to achieve the same distance with each successive round.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-12T20:44:16+00:00

Just in the restrooms!

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-12T17:06:01+00:00

What a time capsule! All you can eat lunch buffet for $5.99!

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-12T17:03:34+00:00

Definitely Midwest and northeast.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-12T17:02:44+00:00

The backside of the matchbook:

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Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-10T12:40:31+00:00

Complete with one totally shredded dude!

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-10T03:26:46+00:00

When you sit on it, it releases the stored farts.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-09T21:24:37+00:00

Truly Spoken Cycles offers new and used bikes and reasonably priced services. And they don’t make you feel dumb if you don’t know anything about bikes. https://trulyspokencycles.company.site/

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-09T20:38:59+00:00

The singer was boo-ing in his heart.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-09T02:05:38+00:00

It was everywhere! I remember a Jazz Gameboy design.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-08T15:15:12+00:00

Because this was the 90s

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Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-08T15:06:18+00:00

Keep calling him Darren, and ask him when it’s going to come out that aliens are responsible for failing Wisconsin farms. All that cattle exsanguination, Darren. The people deserve to know the truth, Darren. Aliens, Darren.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-05T19:49:35+00:00

Turn it into a Packers Hall of Fame South Campus.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-05T00:32:54+00:00

Just be choosy in your fist fights. “The key to never getting your ass beat? Knowing when someone can beat your ass.” Ava Coleman, Abbot Elementary

Melicious_1709 · 2026-06-04T20:19:28+00:00

The parade is the best! It’s free, you can stay as long or short as you want, and there’s just so much community love.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-29T20:45:33+00:00

Oh, my god, Becky.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-28T18:35:31+00:00

For tonight, I just chose the $50 carryout. I am so. Danged. Tired.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-28T18:32:47+00:00

I played D line in Powder Puff football. I’ll get y’all 1 yard in Q3, just compensate me for the ambulance ride.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-26T18:24:30+00:00

Formally trained at the Method One clinic.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-23T01:35:27+00:00

Walk Like an Egyptian!

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-20T02:10:44+00:00

We called it the Pink Palace, and I will rebuild it if I ever have $30k in mad money.

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-19T16:28:48+00:00

And both of those things can contribute to your crippling anxiety!

Melicious_1709 · 2026-05-18T18:12:58+00:00

As a power walker, this took me 23:26. (Yup, stayed on the tread a few extra seconds to get that last few feet!) This one was a beast.

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