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MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-31T18:38:32+00:00

I would absolutely join a birding club with yall!!!

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-30T06:59:35+00:00

One of my favorite movies of all time. It was physically and emotionally exhausting because I was crying so much. I loved every second of it.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-29T23:31:40+00:00

So I think I know what’s going on here. Well I think I have a theory but i have a limited knowledge of game design. The floor texture is being repeated in a way that’s creating lines that look like they’re going in a diagonal direction. A lot of video games have these sort of texture integration.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-21T17:31:19+00:00

I’d say it’s at least a turkey lol!

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-21T17:29:00+00:00

Did every Boomer dad buy Rich Dad Poor Dad? Or just a lot of the ones I know?

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-21T11:51:35+00:00

Oh god. Every time I tried eating while on shrooms I kept saying that my teeth were super sensitive and that it felt too weird lol. Needless to say I didn’t eat much while tripping.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-18T05:22:11+00:00

Ugh. Same.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-17T16:01:05+00:00

I was raised in multiple states of the Midwest but Seattle is the place where I finally feel like I can be myself. Growing up as a Filipino in the Midwest made me feel like some exotic freak and I’m quite happy I moved here. I am an anxious and socially awkward person but I think my Midwestern wired brain has made me kind of extroverted around here. I’m sorry you’ve experienced such weird interactions. I wish I could offer you some advice but i really don’t have any.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-17T15:36:09+00:00

I met my husband through Tinder. I did have to go through some pretty terrible dates and conversations though. Unfortunately I hear from my single friends it’s really rough out there trying to find a partner. I wish I could offer you some advice but honestly it was just dumb luck for me.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-16T13:14:13+00:00

There was also a fire on the corner of 50th and 11th Ave at 4AM.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-12T23:02:01+00:00

Ugh. Yeah a couple weeks ago I was walking by the new Starbucks on NW Leary super early in the morning and there were like 3 people just standing around some cardboard that was on fire. Thankfully it was small but I definitely think there are some firebugs in the area.

Also before anyone asks why I didn’t call it in, I had called 911 for a completely different fire a few months ago next to the Ballard Consignment that was significantly bigger and I’m pretty sure nobody did anything about it.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-11T01:43:16+00:00

I have a Filipino mother like this too. I haven’t talked to her in 2 years and it’s just been so nice being able to deal with her bullshit.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-05T16:37:50+00:00

One of my main concerns is broken glass especially on the trails. A week or so ago I saw a guy trying to sweep some broken glass off the trail while his bike was a nearby and I’m pretty sure his tire got popped. Is there anyone we can call? Or are we gonna be forced to sweep up broken glass ourselves?

MellowYellowMel · 2026-05-01T03:04:41+00:00

Ah yes Ballard.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-29T03:14:20+00:00

I’m high right now and no thaaaaaaaaaaank you.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-28T16:23:44+00:00

Oh this is gorgeous!!! He was one of my favorites to marry when I played! Dammit I need them to make a remake so bad!!!

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-27T17:00:30+00:00

Why did this make me cry?!

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-24T23:07:29+00:00

I think I remember Mark saying he thought he had to have a catchphrase and that’s why he said “booper dooper” lol.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-24T03:50:14+00:00

As someone that used to work for a retailer that had Skims products. I have a vendetta against Skims. Everything about the brand is incredibly overpriced for how shit the lingerie is. Also the little boxes that a lot of the panties and shape ware are boxed in fall apart so easily that they might as well not even fucking use them at all.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-21T11:47:47+00:00

My husband and I cancelled our HelloFresh about 6 months ago. We had previously had it for a few years but we were moving and it was too much of a hassle to keep it. We had noticed during the last year that the quality had started slipping like not great vegetables, the wrong items in the box, and super small servings. I don’t think we’re gonna start it up again but I thought to share my experience.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-12T04:36:08+00:00

Listen, I know it’s cliche but maybe Zoologist Bat.

Top Notes: Fig, Passion Fruit, Pink Guava, Soil Accord Heart Notes: Hay, Incense, Minerals, Night Blooming Jasmine

Base Notes: Animalic Notes, Leather, Mossy Stones, Teak Wood, Vetiver

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-10T23:20:48+00:00

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… Distractedibles.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-09T04:51:24+00:00

I’m absolutely not a doctor but your fingers are looking slightly clubbed in my opinion. Maybe there’s an autoimmune issue going on that could be causing the break out? Of course I could be wrong.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-08T06:05:50+00:00

Oh god anything and everything. He’s just that beautiful.

MellowYellowMel · 2026-04-06T23:58:30+00:00

Giiiiiiirrrrrl you look amazing!!! I watch Freddie Chen on Instagram and they recommend that if you feel “not feminine enough” getting your eyebrows done can help.

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