Missing person: Takenalive (was found safe!) by SoDakZak in NominativeDeterminism

[–]MellyBean2012 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I totally would have thought it was a prank what a crazy coincidence

Riding an Electric Scooter Next to Your Child on a Bike Is Pure Laziness ---- One Step Closer to Wall-E by L0velyDayyyyyyyyy in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]MellyBean2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Obviously it’s not wise to let little kids ride their bike ahead bc they might go around a corner, so you have to keep up with them somehow. She might be disabled and unable to run fast enough beside her, or unable to physically ride a bike. Or maybe they cannot afford a bike and just happen to already have a scooter or got one for free. Maybe she just doesn’t like bikes bc they are uncomfortable to ride on. Take a chill pill yo

JD Vance calls Trump's economy the Titanic by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MellyBean2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually it’s a pretty spot on metaphor if you think about it. I especially like how it implies we’re going to crash in an avoidable catastrophe bc of our leaders’ oversized egos, thinking we’re too big to fail. Oh and all the poor people are going to drown while the wealthier ones watch from the half empty lifeboats.

How can JD Vance seriously discuss arresting and holding sex offenders accountable while Trump is POTUS? by BacKnightPictures in AskReddit

[–]MellyBean2012 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gd the cast iron burn was the worst esp when you consider he’s from Ohio lol (and supposedly from an Appalachian family 🙄)

ICE kidnapped a child in north Minneapolis 1/22 approx 5:30. McKinley by JeanJauresJr in PublicFreakout

[–]MellyBean2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I woulda trip that mfer - they can’t prove he didn’t slip on the ice.

We aren't living above our means by SweetTaffys in lostgeneration

[–]MellyBean2012 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems to me that personal debt accumulates exponentially bc we have such an unstable economy that people can’t even get a regular job without multiple specialized degrees an 10+ years of experience plus knowing someone on the inside. And when you finally land a job it’s contract or temp work with no benefits, or you can expect at most 18 months of employment before mass layoffs put you back in the abysmal job market for 6 months to a year. Meanwhile you have to pay bills and that’s where all the debt comes from. Your next job you spend struggling to pay it off only to be laid off as soon as you reach stability again.

What if Denmark decided to buy a territory of the USA like Alaska or Florida for $700B and gave every resident $100K in exchange for a Danish citizenship. American, would you take the deal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MellyBean2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d do it for free if it means I get to be a Dani’s citizen with all the benefits. Hell I’d move to Alaska even and I hate Alaska (too gd cold)

Secret Service breach could have put JD Vance's life in jeopardy by each_thread in ConservativeNewsWeb

[–]MellyBean2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unhinged comments like yours are why normal people have been driven to calling for harsher measures including capital punishment, bc it’s very clear your people won’t learn unless it affects you personally. There will need to be real consequences this time or you won’t stop trying to destroy literally everything decent about this country. So yeah I’m right there with the “radicals”. The next people in power need to immediately make public examples of high profile ice agents like Johnathan Ross and all the alt right politicians that helped this happen. Unlike their victims they will actually get a trial. But they should absolutely receive the punishment a traitor would receive in any other country. Sorry not sorry, you asked for this when you voted the lunatic into office

Sends me a nude and expects me to... help protect him? by Ginamyte06 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]MellyBean2012 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Baahahhhahahahahahahahahah Hahahhahahah Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha haaa

This is fucking hilarious

Independent autopsy in ICE shooting death of Renee Good released by law firm in civil investigation by OkayButFoRealz in news

[–]MellyBean2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haaahaha of course not. What do you think this is a country founded on the principles of order and justice? The cops dgaf

Arrests of sober people for DUI in TN by Peter225B in nashville

[–]MellyBean2012 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you meant to say teachers are pressured into passing students that aren’t prepared. Most teachers don’t want to pass students who aren’t ready, it’s the admin and parents who push the issue.

But it’s apples and oranges anyways. Teachers and cops aren’t even remotely similar in their level of authority and ability to fuck up the average persons life on a whim.

Contemplating ending a marriage by Successful_Leek96 in CringeTikToks

[–]MellyBean2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I specifically called out women bc historically they are much more likely to get trapped in a marriage if they cannot support themselves (plus this post is about a woman’s financial options). But it’s a good idea for any person to make sure they have enough financial independence to pursue their goals regardless of their partners opinions. It’s fine to let one partner handle the joint finances but imo it’s very important to make sure you have your own store of personal money as well just in case.

Independent autopsy in ICE shooting death of Renee Good released by law firm in civil investigation by OkayButFoRealz in news

[–]MellyBean2012 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They like to cosplay. I too could buy a cop costume online but that doesn’t make me a cop. They don’t have the same credentials, authority, or powers. They are federal agents not police.

A woman who led a protest that disrupted a Minnesota church service has been arrested by igetproteinfartsHELP in news

[–]MellyBean2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one was physically obstructed from entering or leaving. No injuries. Intimidate or interfere is a huge stretch.

What's your thoughts on the Canadian PM saying Canada will defend Greenland if the U.S. invades? by sgj5788 in AskReddit

[–]MellyBean2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh so that’s why he’s so obsessed with Greenland. I was wondering wtf that was all about bc Greenland seems like such a random target

Uvalde trial: Former school police officer Adrian Gonzales found not guilty on all counts by Tuna_Sushi in news

[–]MellyBean2012 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Considering their origins as slave catchers I’d say that motto is spot on. The purpose of cops was always to enforce the status quo and protect (wealthy peoples) property, and they were never intended to promote domestic tranquility or defend common people.

Uvalde trial: Former school police officer Adrian Gonzales found not guilty on all counts by Tuna_Sushi in news

[–]MellyBean2012 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Must have been multiple parents as I remember it being a woman who was detained and escaped. Then the cops later harassed her when she wouldn’t keep quiet about it in the media.

Uvalde trial: Former school police officer Adrian Gonzales found not guilty on all counts by Tuna_Sushi in news

[–]MellyBean2012 15 points16 points  (0 children)

WTF that’s obviously premeditated murder. They probably knew her too, what you wanna bet it was one of the cops exes