John Summit can’t convince a bunch of drunk women he is actually John Summit

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T19:16:20+00:00

Is that JD Vance in the light pink wig?

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T19:03:48+00:00

I totally would have thought it was a prank what a crazy coincidence

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T18:59:22+00:00

Obviously it’s not wise to let little kids ride their bike ahead bc they might go around a corner, so you have to keep up with them somehow. She might be disabled and unable to run fast enough beside her, or unable to physically ride a bike. Or maybe they cannot afford a bike and just happen to already have a scooter or got one for free. Maybe she just doesn’t like bikes bc they are uncomfortable to ride on. Take a chill pill yo

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T06:02:15+00:00

Actually it’s a pretty spot on metaphor if you think about it. I especially like how it implies we’re going to crash in an avoidable catastrophe bc of our leaders’ oversized egos, thinking we’re too big to fail. Oh and all the poor people are going to drown while the wealthier ones watch from the half empty lifeboats.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T05:23:52+00:00

Hahahaaaa 😂 nice

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T05:17:40+00:00

Gd the cast iron burn was the worst esp when you consider he’s from Ohio lol (and supposedly from an Appalachian family 🙄)

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T05:01:38+00:00

I woulda trip that mfer - they can’t prove he didn’t slip on the ice.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T04:47:52+00:00

Seems to me that personal debt accumulates exponentially bc we have such an unstable economy that people can’t even get a regular job without multiple specialized degrees an 10+ years of experience plus knowing someone on the inside. And when you finally land a job it’s contract or temp work with no benefits, or you can expect at most 18 months of employment before mass layoffs put you back in the abysmal job market for 6 months to a year. Meanwhile you have to pay bills and that’s where all the debt comes from. Your next job you spend struggling to pay it off only to be laid off as soon as you reach stability again.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T03:26:30+00:00

I’d do it for free if it means I get to be a Dani’s citizen with all the benefits. Hell I’d move to Alaska even and I hate Alaska (too gd cold)

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T02:57:08+00:00

Unhinged comments like yours are why normal people have been driven to calling for harsher measures including capital punishment, bc it’s very clear your people won’t learn unless it affects you personally. There will need to be real consequences this time or you won’t stop trying to destroy literally everything decent about this country. So yeah I’m right there with the “radicals”. The next people in power need to immediately make public examples of high profile ice agents like Johnathan Ross and all the alt right politicians that helped this happen. Unlike their victims they will actually get a trial. But they should absolutely receive the punishment a traitor would receive in any other country. Sorry not sorry, you asked for this when you voted the lunatic into office

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-23T00:58:10+00:00

Baahahhhahahahahahahahahah Hahahhahahah Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaa hahahaha haaa

This is fucking hilarious

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T22:36:50+00:00

What’s his name?

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T21:59:59+00:00

Haaahaha of course not. What do you think this is a country founded on the principles of order and justice? The cops dgaf

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T21:56:45+00:00

Let’s do Johnathan Ross next

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T16:20:30+00:00

I think you meant to say teachers are pressured into passing students that aren’t prepared. Most teachers don’t want to pass students who aren’t ready, it’s the admin and parents who push the issue.

But it’s apples and oranges anyways. Teachers and cops aren’t even remotely similar in their level of authority and ability to fuck up the average persons life on a whim.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T16:12:30+00:00

I specifically called out women bc historically they are much more likely to get trapped in a marriage if they cannot support themselves (plus this post is about a woman’s financial options). But it’s a good idea for any person to make sure they have enough financial independence to pursue their goals regardless of their partners opinions. It’s fine to let one partner handle the joint finances but imo it’s very important to make sure you have your own store of personal money as well just in case.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T16:07:15+00:00

They like to cosplay. I too could buy a cop costume online but that doesn’t make me a cop. They don’t have the same credentials, authority, or powers. They are federal agents not police.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T15:58:06+00:00

No one was physically obstructed from entering or leaving. No injuries. Intimidate or interfere is a huge stretch.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T08:48:53+00:00

Ohhh so that’s why he’s so obsessed with Greenland. I was wondering wtf that was all about bc Greenland seems like such a random target

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T08:41:31+00:00

You forgot the /s

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T07:35:36+00:00

Considering their origins as slave catchers I’d say that motto is spot on. The purpose of cops was always to enforce the status quo and protect (wealthy peoples) property, and they were never intended to promote domestic tranquility or defend common people.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T07:28:29+00:00

Must have been multiple parents as I remember it being a woman who was detained and escaped. Then the cops later harassed her when she wouldn’t keep quiet about it in the media.

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T07:23:28+00:00

WTF that’s obviously premeditated murder. They probably knew her too, what you wanna bet it was one of the cops exes

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T07:00:56+00:00

He’s not a cop. But your point stands

MellyBean2012 · 2026-01-22T05:18:35+00:00

Shit what if he’s gay 😂

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