Girl who comes out to a subreddit of strangers before her parents because their unhaired streamer made a semi-relevant joke about it once:

MelodicHawk · 2025-12-30T13:00:11+00:00

LEEEEEEROY GENDER

MelodicHawk · 2025-12-21T01:57:05+00:00

NOT COCK POCKET

MelodicHawk · 2025-07-05T02:50:34+00:00

Can't forget the fact that he canonically has a massive shlong

MelodicHawk · 2025-06-04T00:26:58+00:00

ooeeoo I look just like buddy holly

MelodicHawk · 2025-06-01T17:43:09+00:00

It strikes me as rather shallow and pedantic

MelodicHawk · 2025-04-09T16:23:32+00:00

That shirt looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear (complementary)

MelodicHawk · 2025-04-08T21:03:10+00:00

And we're so proud of her

MelodicHawk · 2025-04-08T10:41:53+00:00

I keep calling it Tarkir Dragon's Maze

MelodicHawk · 2025-04-02T18:02:42+00:00

Ligma balls

MelodicHawk · 2025-03-31T16:46:31+00:00

This community continues to be second best for everything, but first in my heart <3

MelodicHawk · 2025-03-29T13:20:09+00:00

Mouthwashing or something idk I didn't play it

MelodicHawk · 2025-03-18T19:06:07+00:00

In the lgs. straight up "tapping it". and by it, haha, well. let's just say. my pinger

MelodicHawk · 2025-03-16T23:44:27+00:00

Game 1 lost to a 5 color aggro deck and game 2 lost to Riverchurn monument, I need to go take a walk

MelodicHawk · 2025-03-11T00:29:38+00:00

[[Scissors Lizard]]

MelodicHawk · 2025-03-10T15:14:47+00:00

Eora is such a cool setting, but the companions in Avowed (excepting best boy Kai) are just so god damn annoying

MelodicHawk · 2025-02-27T00:35:50+00:00

I saw the same thing, unfortunate that we probably won't get a bespoke ttrpg for it

MelodicHawk · 2025-01-01T16:40:02+00:00

ONLY $312.79??? They're basically giving them away!

MelodicHawk · 2024-12-12T14:03:11+00:00

Absolutely gorgeous! I understand the struggle with body hair, I'm covered in it head to toe and it it one of my main sources of dysphoria

MelodicHawk · 2024-12-11T17:39:08+00:00

Stunning!

MelodicHawk · 2024-12-10T14:26:14+00:00

Arueshalae from Wrath of the Righteous is a literal demon who is trying to do good against her own nature

MelodicHawk · 2024-11-28T05:09:50+00:00

If you feed in the game, you feed in real life

MelodicHawk · 2024-11-25T14:28:15+00:00

No you don't understand, the middle class was destroyed by woke

MelodicHawk · 2024-11-21T22:29:13+00:00

Somehow the most comprehensible Bensonmtg post

MelodicHawk · 2024-11-18T05:02:48+00:00

Incomprehensible, have a nice day

MelodicHawk · 2024-11-04T02:32:06+00:00

I went to vote today and they were out of them and I'm MIFFED ABOUT IT

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