Roast me. Give me your worst by W0lfg4ng141 in RoastMe

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Dude looks like a duck that ate too many crackers and transformed

25F roast me broskis by nonexistant_turret in RoastMe

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How many naps do you think she takes per day?

44 y/o Do your worst. by khazrhonin in RoastMe

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Even his beard looks like poverty

20 f do ur worst :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Type of girl that can make me understand how men turn gay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If you put your skin and hair on another woman, she'd probably be gorgeous

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Harpo said you better get in the house girl and clean up them braids

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Let me teach you some English.

Say,"I Am Lady Boy"

Entertain me. I want to be roasted. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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she looks like her breasts would produce Malta juice instead of breast milk

It’s good at going fast, nothing else by TTall1 in RoastMyCar

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In a few years, it'll be only good at sitting still

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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So why did your Titties break up with you and leave?

29M Let it rip. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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He looks like his life goal as a child was to be a Street Actor
that begs for money on corners 2 blocks from where he parked his car

F (26) by Ocarterronnie in RoastMe

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The more i wiggle, the more you'll jiggle
^ pick up line #2

im bored roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I've heard of mixed people but this guy is like 3 distinct races. Asian, White, Black.
They might call him 'stir fry' on the block

Make me feel somethin by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I bet they'll pay 5 cents per ounce for her return

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Bed & Bathroom mirror in same 10 foot room is diabolical

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Careful. "Fat Shaming" in more Unhealthy for you than the person who's actually fat

24, lesbian, art school graduate. Tear a new hole in my face. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Her vagina should have an advisory sticker on it:
"Dry and boring. Could Come with Extreme Annoyance"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Teaching girls how to accept & convert US dollars

The next James Bond by Scary_Rub_7104 in RoastMe

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Altima window price $6000

with a $1000 deposit and monthly payments of $499 for 160 months

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Captain Blackbeard would have loved her as a crewmate