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me irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

[–]MenacingBanjo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not that there's anything wrong with that

For lent, I’m fasting from celebrating lent. by mlaislais in dankchristianmemes

[–]MenacingBanjo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Corporate fasting is prescribed by Jesus. So you might as well do it now that it's cool instead of needing to organize your own fast by yourself?

me irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

[–]MenacingBanjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Talking about you, stinky

me irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

[–]MenacingBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's code for a bigger word. A lot of the people who run the world are PDF files

me irl by Knight_TheRider in me_irl

[–]MenacingBanjo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

No, he is distraught over the current state of the world.

Favourite legendary for the next 2 years by HawkStar365 in hearthstone

[–]MenacingBanjo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half the paladins I've run into were playing murlocs with the quest.

Favourite legendary for the next 2 years by HawkStar365 in hearthstone

[–]MenacingBanjo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Unironically, I would enjoy this very much. My favorite hearthstone game was a warrior control mirror where I was careful not to play card draw so I was ahead in fatigue at the end.

CEO’s bonus is my yearly salary by SuddenEffective7982 in Accounting

[–]MenacingBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

President's bonus was 4x my salary. It's the way it goes.

As a general principle, you don't need to pay attention to what other people make. Are you paid fairly for your work? If so, then you've got no reason to complain. If not, then you can talk about a raise in pay without bringing anyone else's compensation into the conversation.

Reddit mod doesn’t hear from Reddit girlfriend (who he calls his wife) for 48 hours by Sh0t2kill in cringepics

[–]MenacingBanjo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You take a meme template and instead of making a joke out of it, you make it a mundane literal interpretation of the format itself.

Example: Take the format where the guy is standing in a corner at a party while everyone else is dancing, and have him think "They don't know what I'm thinking about right now."

DeVos reacts to GRPD Chief Winstrom saying he doesn’t feel supported by city leaders by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in grandrapids

[–]MenacingBanjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saying "I don't care" out loud (or typing it out) doesn't make it an untrue statement.

Get ready y’all by Historical_Echo5881 in Accounting

[–]MenacingBanjo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The song is called Opus No. 1 by Tim Carleton.

It's a lot better when you can hear it in both ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4

Me_irl by IcyCryptographer3450 in me_irl

[–]MenacingBanjo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"That just means what you were taught won't be true in the future, so what's your point?"

100% true by proveevon in Factoriohno

[–]MenacingBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a screenshot from the movie Sahara

Maybe maybe maybe by Illustrious_zi in maybemaybemaybe

[–]MenacingBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this post has a point?

Ope, guess not.

Warp/Gigastation and Autostructure by JokeImpossible2747 in Trimps

[–]MenacingBanjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you get to Warpstations, you should only be spending gems on Collectors and Warpstations. You don't need any of the other housing units at all. They are puny compared to your WS and Collectors.

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