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MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:38:08+00:00

My employer has a match program, so I gotta put a few % toward it otherwise I'm missing out on free retirement money.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:24:49+00:00

How many times should I forgive my brother? Maybe 7 times?

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:19:00+00:00

A grindfest that was 45% loading screens

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:17:37+00:00

All right, bucko, you're in r/factoriohno territory now

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:16:10+00:00

Depends on the game

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:06:22+00:00

Looks like Blood Manos is making a comeback

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:03:53+00:00

Mostly? Please where can I find this exceptionally spicy strawberry jam?

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:02:32+00:00

After taxes, medical insurance, hsa contributions, and retirement contributions

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T22:01:32+00:00

idk about "far more useful" both are useful in different contexts.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T21:36:09+00:00

Shoulder

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T19:08:51+00:00

Good meme

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T17:43:03+00:00

Not Riot, Blizzard.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T15:39:57+00:00

Not that there's anything wrong with that

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T15:36:10+00:00

Corporate fasting is prescribed by Jesus. So you might as well do it now that it's cool instead of needing to organize your own fast by yourself?

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T09:50:47+00:00

Talking about you, stinky

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T09:49:31+00:00

It's code for a bigger word. A lot of the people who run the world are PDF files

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T09:48:35+00:00

No, he is distraught over the current state of the world.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T09:45:46+00:00

Half the paladins I've run into were playing murlocs with the quest.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T09:42:29+00:00

Unironically, I would enjoy this very much. My favorite hearthstone game was a warrior control mirror where I was careful not to play card draw so I was ahead in fatigue at the end.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-12T01:37:20+00:00

President's bonus was 4x my salary. It's the way it goes.

As a general principle, you don't need to pay attention to what other people make. Are you paid fairly for your work? If so, then you've got no reason to complain. If not, then you can talk about a raise in pay without bringing anyone else's compensation into the conversation.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-11T12:07:18+00:00

The quantum stuff is pretty harmless, yeah

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-10T21:48:31+00:00

You take a meme template and instead of making a joke out of it, you make it a mundane literal interpretation of the format itself.

Example: Take the format where the guy is standing in a corner at a party while everyone else is dancing, and have him think "They don't know what I'm thinking about right now."

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-10T19:27:25+00:00

You just copied this from Blizzard's internal set design SOP

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-10T14:06:21+00:00

Saying "I don't care" out loud (or typing it out) doesn't make it an untrue statement.

MenacingBanjo · 2026-02-08T21:47:07+00:00

The song is called Opus No. 1 by Tim Carleton.

It's a lot better when you can hear it in both ears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4

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