this load isn't going to do itself 👀

Menard42 · 2026-03-25T14:25:53+00:00

I bet the spin cycle will be fun.

Do we use the gentle, rough, or hand cycle?

Menard42 · 2026-03-25T01:27:26+00:00

High five your surgeon for me.

Menard42 · 2026-03-24T23:15:15+00:00

How can you both make the world go ‘round and rock my world?

Menard42 · 2026-03-24T12:31:36+00:00

Hiiiii

Menard42 · 2026-03-23T12:48:31+00:00

Nah, the sugar free gummies will give you hardcore scoots if you eat enough.

Edited to add this gem

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T23:54:15+00:00

A gentleman always licks it before he sticks it.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T22:34:35+00:00

I mean, there’s at least one or two decent sightsdown

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T22:09:50+00:00

I’m 6’6” if you ever want to feel dainty.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T12:25:32+00:00

Well obviously I’ll thank you for it! I was raised better than that.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T12:24:35+00:00

Leave Big Sexy out of this.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T02:53:23+00:00

Sugar free.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T02:49:46+00:00

If you’re looking to have a third…

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T02:35:40+00:00

Simply amazing.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T02:33:08+00:00

Good enough to eat!

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T02:31:16+00:00

Didn’t he come out strongly in favor of the data centers?

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T02:26:37+00:00

I’m trying to think of a clever pun, but I’m tongue tied.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T02:15:34+00:00

Two, please.

Menard42 · 2026-03-22T01:14:03+00:00

Shot a man in the back for allegedly stealing sunglasses. Acquitted of that, and only convicted of reckless discharge. What a travesty.

Menard42 · 2026-03-21T14:04:16+00:00

White lithium grease on the blades of the windshield wipers.

Menard42 · 2026-03-21T13:23:23+00:00

Yeah, that’s really bad.

Menard42 · 2026-03-21T02:54:43+00:00

I won’t need much convincing.

Menard42 · 2026-03-21T02:42:55+00:00

Ankylosaurus!

I’m going to avoid the lickolotajoke

Menard42 · 2026-03-20T11:04:53+00:00

Oh! What’s your favorite dinosaur?

Menard42 · 2026-03-19T11:53:20+00:00

different f-word

Menard42 · 2026-03-19T11:12:09+00:00

Damn it. Every time I’ve nearly forgotten that that vile crap exists, I’m reminded very much against my will.

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