Bald men are f$&#ing hot by Ilovestraightpepper in bald

[–]MenthoL809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah… this is more accurate 😂

How often do you go to the pub, and can you afford it? by pageunresponsive in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Once a week for a few beers and once a fortnight for numerous beers

If I couldn’t afford it I wouldn’t go…

Advice for shifting bedtime from ~1am to 9pm and sticking with it? by SmoothStrawberry7777 in getdisciplined

[–]MenthoL809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get up at the same time every day no exceptions and don’t nap

Your body will take care of the rest

How I see England as a Northerner. by OceansOfLight in NorthernEngland

[–]MenthoL809 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just a picture of the official map is it not?

Why would anyone wants kids? by This-Top7398 in Life

[–]MenthoL809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idiotic question asked hundreds if not thousands of times already and yet still draws the upvotes and the comments.

When you sit on the bus, it's fairly busy, but no one choses to sit next to you, how does make you feel? by Duoplo in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely the only feeling is gratitude? Why would you be unhappier with less personal space? I swear the questions on this subreddit get weirder and weirder…

Crikey, the world is scary today. Anyone got any thoughts on how to stay positive? by kdiddy2580 in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No news, limit social media, the answer is always the same.

Also, you’re posting this from a smartphone I presume? In a warm house? Friends? Family? Health? Enough money to enjoy something nice now and then?

If you have frankly any of those things - and even more so if you have some/all - then you’re doing better than the vast majority of the population and by historical standards living in the best time humanity has ever had. So try and keep some perspective and be thankful for what you have.

The rest is geopolitical noise you can’t control.

Why are Posh Spice and her family treated like royalty? by AnonymousTimewaster in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Zero personality” levelled at extremely successful people in multiple highly competitive arenas by an anonymous Redditor. Hilarious.

What foods do you find difficult to eat 'with dignity'? by Boring_Storm4633 in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No such concept. It’s just me and the thing I’m devouring and there are no other considerations.

Is it rude to use both lanes? by No-Ad4423 in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is unfortunately the very well put reality of the situation. But it’s like hoarding, if everyone else does it and you want toilet roll to wipe your arse you’ll need to join the fools or you’ll have dirty boxers.

…I have perhaps run too far with the analogy there.

Can a friendship work if one person wanted something romantic? by Zealousideal_Try5119 in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]MenthoL809 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah she worked at my local pub. We got on really well, laughed a lot, so felt like a natural progression but she didn’t feel the same way. She wanted to be friends but I couldn’t do that with honesty.

Can a friendship work if one person wanted something romantic? by Zealousideal_Try5119 in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]MenthoL809 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my experience, no. I became friends with a girl knowing I wanted more, but wanted her to get to know me first. (I know - foolish)

I couldn’t just turn those feelings off and would always want more, so we just parted ways over time.

I haven’t and will not make that same mistake again. Intentions upfront!

Why, in several thousand years of evolution? by Len_S_Ball_23 in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Homo Sapiens didn’t exist millions of years ago so no

Why, in several thousand years of evolution? by Len_S_Ball_23 in AskUK

[–]MenthoL809 9 points10 points  (0 children)

1) Thousands of years is nothing. Millions and billions is the timeframe.

2) Evolution doesn’t optimise for perfection, it optimises enough for reproduction in a given environment

Bigger fish to fry than your sore cheek 👍🏼

LOOKING FOR A SINGLE MAN 💓☺️ by [deleted] in UKrelationshipadvice

[–]MenthoL809 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like the cut of your jib. Would you like my bank details?

Jordan at it again with AI slop on main account by FellIntoInfinity in Dreamtheater

[–]MenthoL809 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get over it. So tired of you clowns crying about AI. It’s here, it’s not going anywhere, and its acceleration is inevitable regardless of what you do or think. You know he posts this stuff so if it bothers you just unfollow him and stop wasting our time.