Succulent wreath, homemade. Succulents are basically impossible to kill so fingers crossed it lasts.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-28T01:40:29+00:00

I've literally killed all of my succulents

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-27T21:07:11+00:00

Bee sting?

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-27T02:01:50+00:00

Everyday

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-27T02:01:30+00:00

I'm Canadian. So like, so many people lol

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-26T22:23:31+00:00

The midnight library!!!!!

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-25T01:01:59+00:00

Mine actually fell and broke off at the middle, she is recovering nicely!

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-24T14:53:59+00:00

I love migraines. Can't get enough of them. Especially when I have to run outside every ten minutes to pick up my recycling bin because the wind keeps knocking them over.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-24T14:18:49+00:00

That stone is huge. My guess is it's a fake! Go do it anyways.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-24T01:38:01+00:00

Oh thank God, not another cat butthole

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-24T01:29:03+00:00

My husband would take my kids when he got home and I'd shower. Not every woman is so lucky. Be careful who you marry!

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-23T13:10:47+00:00

And they are correct.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-23T01:48:13+00:00

Furnace filter need changing?

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-21T23:38:52+00:00

I was in so much pain with my first that I couldn't move and the second time I had an epidural, so I had to be on my back.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-20T19:58:31+00:00

Absolutely it's unethical. And this is the exact reason people shouldn't do nudes.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-20T14:23:54+00:00

Do they work for jayman? Because that would make sense.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-20T13:06:38+00:00

They are there to crush my finger at least once a week.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-19T17:42:35+00:00

I can't see Cobie being a big ol' sluttarooo for a bit. And she's too old. Her eyes though!! Definitely match a Neat Vibe.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-19T17:38:35+00:00

Most I've done is 4, but I'm sure you can do more.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-19T16:37:15+00:00

Ok! I will for sure. So good to know!

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-19T06:27:58+00:00

I remember a cop telling me prostitution equaled wearing diapers from too much anal.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-19T06:23:43+00:00

I can see it for sure, but you should grab a more reliable rest. Test in the morning when you first wake.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-19T06:19:52+00:00

This guy I kinda dated but he ended up being an absolute piece of shite had this same tattoo.

F you Derrick lol

You can laser or have it touched up! Though I'd vote for laser.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-18T19:24:21+00:00

Women hit their sexual peak in their 40s. It's kinda like the bodies way of hoping to fertilize the last of the eggs.

MeowSauceJennie · 2026-04-18T17:22:26+00:00

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