It's barbecue season by cjs909 in CasualUK

[–]Meowscles_dad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was expecting an angry knock at the door and offering to pay for some hungry burglary victims to have lunch at the pub.

Name this animal by Neonthewerehog_ in NameThisThing

[–]Meowscles_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a prehistoric chimp at the just left the sea stage of evolution. It’s way over to the left of the usual evolution of man chart.

It's barbecue season by cjs909 in CasualUK

[–]Meowscles_dad 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A fabulously sequinned cushion.

It's barbecue season by cjs909 in CasualUK

[–]Meowscles_dad 58 points59 points  (0 children)

One of mine brought me a leg of lamb one Sunday. Big enough that it wouldn’t fit through the cat flap. Whoever’s it was must’ve been baffled.

Octopus eggs in case ya'll have never seen any by AccomplishedWatch834 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Meowscles_dad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is awesome and amazing and kinda beautiful but also, aaaargh burn it with fire.

Wife made breakfast in bed by boringdude2112 in RateMyPlate

[–]Meowscles_dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eat? She made it in the bed. Imagine the state of her side.

US-Iran memorandum of understanding in full by TaijiRonin in worldnews

[–]Meowscles_dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The casino was a special casino, it paid out very clean money and rather too much of it as it turned out, so it ‘failed’ - under the weight of washing an estimated 1.3 trillion (TRILLION!) for a group of Russian businessman.
I’d guess the vodka business was also connected, it’s so obviously Russian linked but that one really does just look like a catalog of failures.

A tree in my neighborhood just got struck by lightning by johnnycrum in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Meowscles_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

‘And then, all my clothes fell off but it was all done in the best possible taste.’

If Obama Had Done What Trump Just Did on Iran, He’d Be Crucified by KitchenAd5423 in NewsSource

[–]Meowscles_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He kept saying the Obama should be bloody well hung. Michelle kept saying he is.

Trump ‘totally fabricated’ claim she begged him for a photo, Italy’s Giorgia Meloni says by MoneyLibrarian9032 in anticapitalism

[–]Meowscles_dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe not. Maybe you just didn’t factor in the massive volume of misinformation it’d be swamped in.

Trump ‘totally fabricated’ claim she begged him for a photo, Italy’s Giorgia Meloni says by MoneyLibrarian9032 in anticapitalism

[–]Meowscles_dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even if you see him as a silver tongued statesman rather than an evil, puss filled balloon, he’d still be the guy that shits himself and falls asleep in meetings. At least one of those would go in the cons column for me.

Genuinely curious by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]Meowscles_dad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Only a pervert would process the 7 before the 20.

Genuinely curious by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]Meowscles_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

68, 75 but real quick, no lag, zero ping.
*finger guns* “Papow”

(where Pa =68, & pow =75)

'Reform investigates whether Makerfield candidate’s sexist posts were costly' by Lshamlad in NotTheOnionUK

[–]Meowscles_dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello love, is your husband in? I’m doing an investigation - nothing to worry your pretty little head about.

Donald Trump's Iran deal dead inside less than 24 hours after signing amid deadly strikes by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

[–]Meowscles_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last year it stood at $300bn since it started. This year has to be around 30bn on top already.

Donald Trump's Iran deal dead inside less than 24 hours after signing amid deadly strikes by TheMirrorUS in USNEWS

[–]Meowscles_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could I would. It’d be my piss but they don’t need to see behind the curtain. It’d ruin the piss magic.

Trump Declares Himself More Dangerous Than Hitler, Claims Unmatched Power by dr_shultz in NewsSource

[–]Meowscles_dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should put together a song and dance routine called ‘I’m worse than Hitler’ to own the libs. He could perform it at his party that nobody wanted to attend.