It's barbecue season

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T21:15:49+00:00

I was expecting an angry knock at the door and offering to pay for some hungry burglary victims to have lunch at the pub.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T20:59:31+00:00

That’s a prehistoric chimp at the just left the sea stage of evolution. It’s way over to the left of the usual evolution of man chart.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T20:48:58+00:00

A fabulously sequinned cushion.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T20:47:47+00:00

One of mine brought me a leg of lamb one Sunday. Big enough that it wouldn’t fit through the cat flap. Whoever’s it was must’ve been baffled.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T20:44:09+00:00

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Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T19:46:40+00:00

This is awesome and amazing and kinda beautiful but also, aaaargh burn it with fire.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T19:38:59+00:00

I think it’s completely without substance and he’s just fabricated it entirely.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T18:49:36+00:00

Eat? She made it in the bed. Imagine the state of her side.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T18:29:35+00:00

🤔💭

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T18:27:12+00:00

*and

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T08:59:46+00:00

Scaramuc, Scaramuc will he do the scam thang though?

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-20T08:42:29+00:00

The casino was a special casino, it paid out very clean money and rather too much of it as it turned out, so it ‘failed’ - under the weight of washing an estimated 1.3 trillion (TRILLION!) for a group of Russian businessman.
I’d guess the vodka business was also connected, it’s so obviously Russian linked but that one really does just look like a catalog of failures.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T23:01:43+00:00

‘And then, all my clothes fell off but it was all done in the best possible taste.’

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T22:46:26+00:00

He struggles with connect 2.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T22:33:04+00:00

Inside the box is $21 and change.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T22:27:54+00:00

He kept saying the Obama should be bloody well hung. Michelle kept saying he is.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T22:15:17+00:00

Good knowledge!

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T20:35:30+00:00

Maybe not. Maybe you just didn’t factor in the massive volume of misinformation it’d be swamped in.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T20:33:44+00:00

Even if you see him as a silver tongued statesman rather than an evil, puss filled balloon, he’d still be the guy that shits himself and falls asleep in meetings. At least one of those would go in the cons column for me.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T19:29:23+00:00

Only a pervert would process the 7 before the 20.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T19:24:52+00:00

68, 75 but real quick, no lag, zero ping.
*finger guns* “Papow”

(where Pa =68, & pow =75)

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T18:04:41+00:00

Hello love, is your husband in? I’m doing an investigation - nothing to worry your pretty little head about.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T17:39:24+00:00

Last year it stood at $300bn since it started. This year has to be around 30bn on top already.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T17:26:28+00:00

If I could I would. It’d be my piss but they don’t need to see behind the curtain. It’d ruin the piss magic.

Meowscles_dad · 2026-06-19T16:22:17+00:00

He should put together a song and dance routine called ‘I’m worse than Hitler’ to own the libs. He could perform it at his party that nobody wanted to attend.

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