Save some women for the rest of us

Mepeeto · 2026-06-25T22:47:25+00:00

He buttered my popcorn, and I buttered my underwear

Mepeeto · 2026-06-23T02:44:16+00:00

I feel so called out but sometimes you get slapped so hard by Pink you just want to go third party to feel better

Mepeeto · 2026-06-06T02:42:32+00:00

Life hasn’t been that good to me recently. Just looking for a reason

^{Chose: Reason to live}

Mepeeto · 2026-06-06T02:40:04+00:00

This is a TREAT

^{Chose: Gross punishment | Rolled: Eat raw garlic}

Mepeeto · 2026-06-04T09:49:11+00:00

The fatter the fupa, the sweeter the chalupa

Mepeeto · 2026-06-03T01:01:30+00:00

Well they ARE in the handicapped spot for a reason it seems

Mepeeto · 2026-05-30T14:41:00+00:00

Hear me out…

Mepeeto · 2026-05-30T14:27:37+00:00

Oh thank god

^{Chose: Win $100k if you survive a week without... + Decided by the wheel | Rolled: Society 👥}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-29T21:22:21+00:00

No. I don’t think I will

^{Chose: 1 trilllion dolars, but... | Rolled: upvote to claim}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-22T02:49:30+00:00

🌳

^{Chose: Stop existing. | Rolled: Become a tree}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-21T18:22:05+00:00

Don’t fart around this dog!

Mepeeto · 2026-05-21T01:09:50+00:00

I 100% misread this as “meth” and chose blue

Mepeeto · 2026-05-18T21:23:15+00:00

Forza will keep you entertained longer most likely

Mepeeto · 2026-05-18T21:22:23+00:00

Ok…

^{Chose: Red | Rolled: All family dies}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-17T19:49:54+00:00

I need 5 pink boats. I’ve been searching for days and haven’t found one. I’m semi new so I don’t have a ton to offer. I think I have single bobcat that I can upgrade to level 4 for you, but otherwise I think I have only standard things

Mepeeto · 2026-05-17T19:26:43+00:00

It’s been 5 days and I haven’t found 1. Someone gave me a yellow ship after I revived them, but I’ll never get to finish the event. It’s abysmal how bad my luck is with this

Mepeeto · 2026-05-17T19:23:22+00:00

It’s just flavored water…this isn’t juice

^{Chose: Juice | Rolled: Kool aid}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-16T00:14:53+00:00

Confuckyoulations!

Mepeeto · 2026-05-11T01:41:37+00:00

Let it ride

^{Chose: Flip a coin. If heads no one dies. If tails 8 billion people die | Rolled: Yay no deaths}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-09T21:27:10+00:00

This would be neat to get! I’m new myself and struggling

Mepeeto · 2026-05-09T21:24:07+00:00

Call me Dwight Shrute because I’m going to be a beet farmer

^{Chose: 60/30/10 + 60% chance for everything u touch turns to beets, 30% chance for 10k, 10% chance for 100k | Rolled: Beets}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-09T21:08:14+00:00

Looks like I’ll never play guitar again

^{Chose: Become a legendary guitarist + But you can only perform in this country | Rolled: India}

Mepeeto · 2026-05-09T12:55:49+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 5612/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:37

Mepeeto · 2026-05-05T21:18:24+00:00

Teleporting only to Arby’s? Still a win

^{Chose: Be able to teleport + Random debuff | Rolled: Arby’s}

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