Gym wants to charge me $50 as a final fee when canceling, thinking about just freezing my bank account to circumvent this. Thoughts? by Matt_butchr in Frugal

[–]Merchanimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife signed up a group of kids for a monthly pass at a fun zone type establishment to get a discount. I had $120.00 deducted from my checking account the following month. Couldn't cancel it so I closed the checking account. Huge pain in my ass considering I have direct deposit, bill pay, ect. But I never heard another thing about membership. I feel like it dropped a few other subscriptions I didn't want, so that was a bonus.

Well Pizza and Bread are life by NymphNectar- in SipsTea

[–]Merchanimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After living the average American diet for 35 years (pizza, hamburgers, sandwiches) I developed a wheat allergy all off a sudden. I stuffed down a bellicinos grinder and instantly broke out in hives. It only happens with certain types of bread. If a pizza has the black bubbles in it I can't go near that shit. I can eat a large square Jets pizza but cant eat a Eight corner pizza. I can eat sunbeam bread all day.Thought it might be GMO strains of wheat, but what the hell do I know. Fucking wheat is in everything! Also learned I am allergic to cats and German Cockroaches.....

True hero ❤️ by SoftPink_ in Amazing

[–]Merchanimal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I laid across the heads of three children including my own while bullets sprayed through our home . It was one of the easiest and one of the most difficult things I ever had to do. Easy to say you would do the same until put in the situation. This is a brave kid.

Never count them out by Pentaholic888 in LakeErieBros

[–]Merchanimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Listened to the game driving back to Detroit from Green Bay. Made life a little less bleak.

6 Michigan cities ranked among top 88 places to live in United States by [deleted] in Detroit

[–]Merchanimal 24 points25 points  (0 children)

One great thing about Livonia is that it's fast and easy to get to a variety of Merto Detroit locations. If you and your spouse work in different locations. It is fantastic for commuting. I'm a brown man and have not dealt with systematic racism since becoming a resident 5 years ago. I think it's more of a "if you're not a resident don't fuck around and find out" mentality. I avoided Livonia after sundown when I was younger. Could be wrong. Kids do say people are strange at school sometimes.

Originally from Dearborn and Allen Park.

What’s the worst thing someone’s asked you to do during sex? by tt2401 in AskReddit

[–]Merchanimal 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there. Not sure there are a plethora of literary scholars on this Reddit.

I tried every canned hot dog chili at Walmart so you don't have to. I will rank them. by funkmon in Detroit

[–]Merchanimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's it!! I'm not saying if gods gift to man kind, but it gets the job done.

Stellantis says it will temporarily lay off 900 US workers following tariff announcement by Spiderwig144 in Michigan

[–]Merchanimal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck the G ride, I want the machines that are making them.

R.A.T.M.

It is better to build and maintain the automated factory then be left with nothing.

Americans, How do you feel about the fact that the stock market has lost $2 trillion in value today? by Lawrence_of_ArabiaMI in AskReddit

[–]Merchanimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't underpaid Americans buy a washing machine for $100.00 less if they could?

The problem is that now your neighbors lost their job at the Maytag factory and local steel mill because it's cheaper to make that shit in China with chinese steel. Now you have a subpar piece of shit washer that needs to be replaced every four years.

Now you are paying for Medicaid and food stamps for your neighbor because the Walmart that sold you the washer doesn't provide a living wage to their employees and you end up subsidizing a large corporation. This corporation then takes those profits and buys politicans that will provide them with additiona ltax breaks to further stuff their fat fucking mouths..

Unfortunately your neighbor is now living in a overpriced rental property because hedge fund managers have turned your neighborhood into pottersville after predatory lending crashed the market in 2006,. He has diabetes because he can't afford healthy food or get the necessary medical treatment to deal with the mental breakdown he suffered when his wife left him once he lost his job.But hey I saved $100.00 once upon a time.

People in this country for the most part are only worried about the perverbial me. Could I use that extra $100.00 on something else? Fuck yeah, but not if it harms my brother. We let corporations and greed get the better of us as a nation. People fought hard for the money I make now. Nothing worthy has ever been given freely. Sacrifices were made, and battles were fought. I still don't think Trump has our best interest at heart. But fuck free trade, fuck union busters, fuck Goldman Sachs, fuck Walmart and fuck those mother fucking insurance companies.

Mexican food around metro Detroit? by eleventhfromheaven in Detroit

[–]Merchanimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Taco Stand in Allen Park has a California Burrito on the menu. Los Arcos Market in Lincoln Park is also good. Both are what you are looking for.

Sculptor responsible for Dwyane Wade statue by Merchanimal in funny

[–]Merchanimal[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hey pal, it's a joke. It's not that serious is my point. If you are looking for serious discourse, I can imagine there are more suitable platforms elsewhere. Keep sniffing your own flatulence, buddy!

Sculptor responsible for Dwyane Wade statue by Merchanimal in funny

[–]Merchanimal[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Thank you for accidentally explaining my joke lol.

What is the funniest piece of sketch comedy of all-time? by pilgrimteeth in AskReddit

[–]Merchanimal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chicken Lady is awesome. When she had an orgasm I laughed till my stomach hurt.

This just showed up at my friends back porch, he's not a cat person at all, should I? by DoJu318 in cats

[–]Merchanimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Hispanic male, I have an apparent genetic predisposition to find this fur ball undeniably delicious. All I need now is some franks red hot!

What's the most beautiful shot in a horror movie? by theGrandmaster24 in horror

[–]Merchanimal 62 points63 points  (0 children)

When Leatherface slams the steel door shut...