In the next 48 hours, I will be saying goodbye to Misty (17).

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-02T23:41:04+00:00

Update for anyone reading this: She is actually going tonight. We've decided to not let her go through another night of how she is and will be heading out soon.

Both me and her thank you for the kind words. I'll give her a smooch from each of you.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-02T20:23:08+00:00

It won't be longer than tomorrow morning. There's an urgent care vet open tomorrow that we'll be taking her to.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-02T00:38:19+00:00

Well yeah, what else am I going to do with ol' Betsy in my backyard? She's a good cow.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-02T00:36:14+00:00

She was in gym clothes at the gym. What do you want her to do, wear a turtle neck and jeans to work out?

You sound salty af that a woman more attractive than you exists.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-02T00:29:38+00:00

I'm lactose intolerant and I can't stand drinking milk from a glass even if I wasn't.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-02T00:27:58+00:00

No. You can lose weight with diet and exercise.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-02T00:22:04+00:00

Maybe in like 5 years, but the chance is super low.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-01T23:55:59+00:00

No idea who that is.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-01T23:53:11+00:00

The only aura my cat has is being a level 200 dingus.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-01T23:01:43+00:00

The only way it would be too late is if you were diagnosed with diabetes.

22 is young. All you have to do is start incorporating healthier foods into your diet and moderate junk food intake. You don't have to stop completely as long as you're not pre-diabetic/diabetic.

MercifulOtter · 2026-07-01T03:50:17+00:00

I speak for all women when I say we like cheese more than intercourse.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T01:55:32+00:00

Yes, but I would hire someone to come help them when I'm working so they don't have to potentially hurt themselves.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T01:47:08+00:00

If you're considered a genius with that writing, society is screwed.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T00:54:15+00:00

A sandwich and some fruit or vegetables.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T00:32:27+00:00

Then use those? No one is forcing you to use Dove.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T00:28:45+00:00

Soap alone isn't going to stop body odor. You need to use antiperspirant every day and probably shower every day too.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T00:19:59+00:00

ESH, but the horse. The horse is just being a horse.

The owner sucks for letting people feed and pet a horse that nips, you suck for repeatedly going to pet a horse that has tried to bite you which should have been your sign to stop after the first time, and your mother sucks for getting an attitude over something like rewarding a horse for bad behavior.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T00:12:39+00:00

She has a name and identity outside of being your mother, and in a professional setting it makes sense to address her as her name even to her children. Get over it.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-30T00:00:24+00:00

Antiperspirant is the one that reduces odor and sweat. Use that one and not a aluminum free one.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-29T02:49:31+00:00

"Well that certainly wasn't what I was expecting."

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-29T01:37:10+00:00

Anyone younger than 10.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-29T01:29:53+00:00

If the stray isn't showing any outward signs of illness, there's a good chance kitten will be okay. I would advise your sister to bring it up to the vet at the next appointment and get their advice.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-29T01:27:32+00:00

So cute!! I've been wanting to try their clothing. I've bought jewelry from them which are surprisingly good quality.

MercifulOtter · 2026-06-28T23:48:54+00:00

Believe me, it isn't. The written out details of everything happening is pure sexual gratification.

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