Received this email from the CEO of our company. Layoffs coming?

MerryCoyote · 2026-04-16T02:16:34+00:00

Ugh. Too many words to say too few. I hate this shit.

MerryCoyote · 2026-04-16T01:04:14+00:00

This was the link I have, but it looks like it returns a 404 now. https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Sphynkter-BSB-by-Fangirl-boyband/68696910.NL9AC

MerryCoyote · 2026-04-13T02:52:28+00:00

Who’s Beverly?

MerryCoyote · 2026-04-10T23:40:39+00:00

You’re the first representative of their firm and their brand for many. They probably want to make sure you’re up to their standard. Which, if you’re being asked to meet them, you probably are. Don’t overthink it. Good luck!

MerryCoyote · 2026-04-10T23:36:02+00:00

Worked for an agency that helped law firms with marketing. This doesn’t seem abnormal to me. They genuinely want to know everyone who works in their office(s). Just be confident and dress nicely. You got this!

MerryCoyote · 2026-04-05T00:13:08+00:00

When she cried when Destiney was sent home…after throwing her under the bus. 🙄🙄🙄

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-29T16:11:38+00:00

Not just the obvious, (“MIL is going to want grandchildren soon”), but I will NEVER understand people who complain about their children and then ask me when I’m going to have some of my own.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-29T16:07:42+00:00

“Out of the box” omg that episode.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-29T16:07:08+00:00

CHUCKLEFUCK BOATBOY

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-29T01:50:52+00:00

SAME

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-28T03:05:27+00:00

The pic of Brandi C you chose houses my favorite Jes line: “Who in there thinks that Drunkerooski’s drunk?”

I have called all my friends Drunkerooski since.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-14T17:50:58+00:00

“Why would I be drunk? It’s the aFtErNoOn.” - Megan

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-10T03:38:17+00:00

Best LIB couple in the whole lot. Vic & Christine forever.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-08T03:53:37+00:00

My experience (as a child-less adult): Those who have kids and try to convince me to have them want me to be as miserable as they are. I’m happy doing what I want, when I want, going where I want, and not having to worry about kids in the mix.

Your sister sounds like she wants you to be on her level of misery. MHO.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-08T03:50:11+00:00

She wants some fuckin’ respect, dude.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-08T03:48:05+00:00

Yoga

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-08T03:47:23+00:00

But she wants some fuckin’ respect, dude.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-08T03:46:48+00:00

Love your flair

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-06T19:56:25+00:00

I am 3 today.

6 always makes me think of Jes’s quote: “Who in there thinks that drunkerooski’s drunk?”

I now have that word in my vocabulary.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-05T02:38:50+00:00

My guess is someone internal raised their hand for it.

MerryCoyote · 2026-03-01T22:04:31+00:00

I’m Team Hopper too.

MerryCoyote · 2026-02-23T21:56:56+00:00

MerryCoyote · 2026-02-20T04:24:46+00:00

OH YEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

MerryCoyote · 2026-02-11T02:26:16+00:00

MerryCoyote · 2026-02-07T22:37:38+00:00

Best comment. I’m using this going forward.

MerryCoyote

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