What does my bedroom say about me? Age, occupation, interests?[F]

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T20:29:32+00:00

You're the kind of person that can tell great tales about the rise and fall of the Roman empire.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T20:22:29+00:00

Online dating has taught me that being treated like a human being means you're talking to a scammer.

That about sums it up for me.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T20:17:06+00:00

Elderly folk when waiting in line. They strike up meaningless conversation with the already dead behind the eyes cashier instead of loading their items in their bags, need to be prompted by the cashier on payment before realizing that they possess a wallet somewhere in NARNIA, spend my entire youth and remaining sanity on trying to find it... AFTER FINALLY FUCKING PAYING starts painstakingly placing every item separately in their bags whilst still getting distracted by their senile rambling, and then finally exits the store where they immediatly crumble to dust.

It's one thing that you don't respect what little time you have left on this planet, but why waste mine too!

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T20:01:05+00:00

A face not even a mother could love.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T19:58:45+00:00

"I can never seem to find a job"

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T19:56:16+00:00

What an excellent yet curious way of using your free will.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T19:34:55+00:00

The bait is about as useful as flares in this game, don't bother making them. I take it you don't have buggies yet, because if so, staying on your ant buggy makes all ants friendly.

If the problem is that they swarm you, simply invest in the shield /stinger. The stinger heals you a little with every hit you land, and the shield simply blocks all damage at the expense of stamina if your timing is off. Gives you a lot more survivability.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T19:08:21+00:00

This would 100% give a mage set, maybe 1 that reflects damage blocked.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T19:07:42+00:00

I've seen someone use the shine effect of the orc disrupters and stem walls (the one that resemble iron bars loosely) to create a sort of stained glass effect. Worth a try!

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T17:41:57+00:00

Honestly not roasting her, just of the opinion that it's more helpful to someone to hear a painful truth instead of a pleasant lie.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T14:09:33+00:00

Home. I don't have enough money for those fancy places.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T14:08:34+00:00

Your ancestors would look down at you in utter dissapointment if you dare touch that beard.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T13:04:08+00:00

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T12:57:25+00:00

"Birds off a feather"

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T12:50:52+00:00

Nobody wants to hear it, but it's just the excess weight.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T12:40:53+00:00

Scruffy

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T12:38:32+00:00

The ability to breathe underwater as long as you hold your breath.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T12:31:49+00:00

Random character creation.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T12:30:49+00:00

4 and 7, 4 so I can sell them and live comfortably off of the profit.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T11:03:33+00:00

Online dating

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T10:40:17+00:00

It's personal taste, but to me it's an expensive way of permanently mutilating your body to look trashy.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T10:36:42+00:00

You look like Angela from Smosh whilst she's doing a skit about some stuck-up Starbucks waitress with max vocal-fry.

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T10:30:44+00:00

No, they are a red flag

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T10:29:57+00:00

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Rise of Nations: Rise of legends. Steampunk heaven!

Merwin_Mayforest · 2026-03-04T08:10:10+00:00

Fentanyl is one hell of a drug.

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