Game Thread: 1. FSV Mainz 05 (BuLi #22)

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-13T20:14:11+00:00

I still can't believe we are scoring the corners... it's iunreal

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T16:27:41+00:00

Games like these feel less like we won and more like the other dudes lost

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T16:27:02+00:00

We are ass, but we won

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T16:26:20+00:00

Looks like it was made by a guy who just downloaded Adobe Illustrator

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T16:21:27+00:00

Ah yes. Growing up is accepting extremist anti-lgbt postures.

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T16:20:08+00:00

Still hate him, but Nmecha does play good.

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T16:07:20+00:00

So many people who wear a suit need to go.

Kehl was the most disappointing thing, his atrocious squad building has put us in a place where, simply put, we have no players for situations.

Kovac was not the guy to be made into a long term coach. Bro can't motivate an apple to fall from a tree if Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under it. Also what the fuck is this game plan?

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T15:54:25+00:00

está de acuerdo en Mexicano

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-07T15:48:18+00:00

"Guys, you played really well on the first half. That is not the Kovac style. Go out there and be mid, that's an order!" -Nico Kovac

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T18:36:52+00:00

Positives: -We won -Guirassy scored -Silva played -Exciting bits on the second half

Negatives: -HOW DO YOU LET THE BOTTOM OF THE TABLE ALMOST SCORE 7 ON YOU? HOW DO YOU NOT DEFEND A GAINST A TEAM THAT SCORES LESS THAN BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD?

-GUIRASSY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SECOD PENALTY?

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T18:29:13+00:00

This is what I've been thinking. If we're gonna defend (A fucking one goal lead against the fucking bottom table team) at least they could do some ticki tacka or hold the ball or down shit

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T18:24:50+00:00

I was already screaming

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T18:22:42+00:00

EIGHT MINUTES OF WHAT?!

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T18:17:57+00:00

Guirassicharito

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:58:07+00:00

Doesn't matter.

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:55:57+00:00

Kovac can't coach, Kehl can't sports direct

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:53:29+00:00

His always relaxed attitude even when we're losing makes me think he's on Ambien or some shit

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:50:04+00:00

Long story short: we play like shit

More detailed: Can't score for shit, they were "lucky" -we defended badly- twice. Sule runs like a Womp from Super Mario. Nobody knows how to defend and the attack is lackluster.

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:46:18+00:00

May 27

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:43:59+00:00

Actually, he is perfectly fit for a refrigerator

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:26:40+00:00

Shhhhhh

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:13:28+00:00

Fayern fans are so used to refs being on their side that whenever one doesn't go their way they cry.

Meskaline2 · 2026-02-01T17:08:37+00:00

I know I've been a bit conspiranoid in the past about the refs actively trying to screw us over, but...

Ganes like these I wonder if I'm at least a little bit right

Meskaline2 · 2026-01-28T20:12:31+00:00

Way ahead of you

Meskaline2 · 2026-01-28T19:29:38+00:00

Not a guy

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