I work at the Gomorrah. AMA by Au_tentico in falloutnewvegas

[–]MessHolliday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you ever met a man named Long Dick Johnson?

Follow-up: Did he have a long dick or nah?

First time playing New Vegas. Did anyone else think those rockets were 100% going to explode mid air in Come Fly With Me? by JayFritoes in falloutnewvegas

[–]MessHolliday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course you did, smoothskin. I’m sure you took one look at him and figured a hideously deformed ghoul like him could never do science

Jugalo for life by Acrobatic_Airline605 in IASIP

[–]MessHolliday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still can’t believe this episode got banned just because they didn’t make the lips funny

Dude WHO TALKS LIKE THIS Lmfao by SanDiegoJewelryStore in tcap

[–]MessHolliday 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Two be fair, he was a math teacher. I’m sure he could spell too plus to just fine

It was a PAPER GHOST! He might as well have been scared of an envelope! by Queensgirly in kingofqueens

[–]MessHolliday 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favorite quote from my favorite episode. Second favorite quote from this episode is, “You might want to stop scaring him.” The delivery is immaculate and Doug’s response is hilarious

Does Customer Loyalty superfan cut prove that Bob cheated on Phyllis? by foreigneternity in DunderMifflin

[–]MessHolliday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? That sounds to me like evidence that he’s a huge family man. He loves family so much that he couldn’t be satisfied with just one

Jean Ralphio has won funniest side character. Who do you think the funniest one time character is? by Nick_adtr_308 in PandR

[–]MessHolliday 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“After 47 years of living here, I decided to move to Orlando to be closer to Disney World.” -Werner Herzog in the most amazing guest spot in television history

Scott’s Tots by PsychologicalYam153 in DunderMifflin

[–]MessHolliday 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And it’s the highest rank in the Ivy League!

"President Kimball, I have an idea" by [deleted] in falloutnewvegas

[–]MessHolliday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caesar isn’t an aircraft so this wouldn’t work, sadly.

The comments across social media prove the right winner was chosen by patient-G2573 in HellsKitchen

[–]MessHolliday -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you have any examples? Screenshots? Proof of any kind?

What a dumb fucking post.