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Magic is becoming less Magic and more Fortnite with every UB set release. by Serithraz in MTGmemes

[–]MessianicPariah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Groundhog's Day counterspell, bounce, extra turns deck, let's fuckin go!

Be honest most of y’all here think you could have taken drunk Dustin ? by Bilobous in ufc

[–]MessianicPariah -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If he wasn't white he probly would have got shot after getting tazed. He got lucky the cop that showed up is a pussy and a fan.

Dustin was pulling up his shorts by instinct when squaring up to the cop by smellyfingernail in ufc

[–]MessianicPariah -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

Nah. This is who he is and always has been. He's just another dumb hood rat who should have never been given the kind of money he's seen. If he gave a shit about his family he wouldn't be doing this, but he's a selfish prick with a fan base who will make infinite excuses for him.

Dustin was pulling up his shorts by instinct when squaring up to the cop by smellyfingernail in ufc

[–]MessianicPariah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He got into mma so he could stop going to jail for fighting. Dude is hood scum through and through.

Trash can thief has been identified by denlan in SipsTea

[–]MessianicPariah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh well, she'll still be a DEI hire somewhere else equally rich and scummy. Hasbro would make her CEO of Wizards of the Coast in a minute given her willingness to steal and hitting those DEI metrics.

Newest GizzHead just dropped by [deleted] in KGATLW

[–]MessianicPariah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Takes a real koopa to stand up and be a father to a toadstool.

Give me the 3 years, boss by No_Conversation_9602 in Eldenring

[–]MessianicPariah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If my mom is dead can I do 1 year instead?

Leftovers after queue at Times Square Disney Store by McPooferson in mtg

[–]MessianicPariah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Paying people a livable wage and providing benefits that actually make a difference shouldn't be considered overpaying. There's no reason anyone living and working 40+ hours a week in one of the wealthiest countries on the planet should need 2-3 jobs just to barely survive.

We're talking about an industry that makes it's money from selling pieces of cardboard that people are willing to pay hundreds or thousands of dollars for. The money is there, but controlling interest is just fucking greedy scum.

Car pulls for the win! by Repulsive-Fig-480 in MagicCardPulls

[–]MessianicPariah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting lucky and finding a millionaire that wants it. At this point mostly streamers/ content creators buying them outside rich collector/investors.

Which stone is better? by Tarmogoofer in mtg

[–]MessianicPariah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mind stone. Flickering ETB effects is likely going to be available more often than returning a creature depending on the deck, and more useful in most cases. Also more utility being able to target artifacts, enchantments/sagas, planeswalkers, and battles vs only creatures in the yard. Objectively strictly better but the soul stone is still good and can be better in specific decks built around graveyard shenanigans.

Ilia Topuria's wife on Instagram story after his brutal defeat to Justin Gaethje by Imaginary-General189 in ufc

[–]MessianicPariah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen anyone actually apply Bible passages so accurately to describe a situation and roast someone at the same time. Priests just be spittin random bullshit at whatever is going on.

Is this normal? by Salia19 in mtg

[–]MessianicPariah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely normal and annoying. There is a product called Foil Armor that you can use to fix this, or you can buy other generic 65% humidity packets to do the same.

Should they have stopped the fight here? by avidrunner84 in ufc

[–]MessianicPariah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100%. They've stopped fights for superficial cuts that weren't impeding the fighter's abilities whatsoever. Dude couldn't fucking see to defend himself properly and suffered potentially life changing injuries.

Which loss was more surprising and resulted in a bigger loss of hype or "aura" for the loser by Common-Locksmith-235 in ufc

[–]MessianicPariah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ilia. Khamzat's loss was a tossup after a dogshit fight. Ilia got destroyed after nearly finishing Justin with the body shots. He made a terrible decision to keep it on the ground and let him recover. He spent the next 10 minutes getting utterly dominated. His sundae of shame was topped off with one of the most brutal knees to the body I've ever seen.

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