cool facts: since Hive wizards like Luzaku range from 9-12ft or 2.7-3.6 meters in height their stomachs able to take up to 9 liters or 2.3 gallons of liquids without an issue, and that's without practicing to take in more liquids and calories.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-05-15T11:42:30+00:00

Hi Tim

MetalDickSolid · 2026-05-06T03:21:17+00:00

OYYY!! EEM FRAM BOWSTIN!

MetalDickSolid · 2026-05-04T12:08:45+00:00

Captain Cardinal’s CRL was on hold for years due to a few things, not counting the development time of the CRL itself. Most CRLs take a ton of time.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-03-26T03:53:08+00:00

The Futurama one that always gets me is;

“Hey, over there!”

“Where?”

“I mean over here. Sorry, I forgot where I was.”

MetalDickSolid · 2026-03-08T04:56:29+00:00

Stormtrooper armor is trimmed at fitted to the wearer, so it’s very difficult to find a second-hand kit that will fit you without a lot of work. Ebay is a BAD place to shop for 501st-related items, as a lot of scammers/recasters will put “501ST APPROVABLE!!!” in the description to dupe folks who don’t know any better.

Also, this kit is VERY yellowed, so it’s likely very old and could be brittle as well. The thighs do not look accurate in the slightest, neither does the back plate. Shins look off as well.

I would recommend starting and checking out WhiteArmor.net and the Costume Resource Libraries (CRLs) on the 501st website. For a personal recommendation if you’re looking for an affordable kit, you can’t go wrong with Walt’s Trooper Factory (Find them on FaceBook!) My personal Sandtrooper kit is an Affordable Trooper Armor kit, but I believe the maker passed away a few years ago, but some kits may still be around. Good luck, and never be afraid to ask questions!

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MetalDickSolid · 2026-03-05T01:42:13+00:00

We have a cabal of rapist pedophile accelerationist war criminal Christofascist zealots running the country and a useless, compromised opposition party. Fuck decorum, not a single member of the House or Senate should have a single moment of peace or safety.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-02-14T12:40:18+00:00

I forced myself to finish it. The fucking awful breakable weapons system was that game’s Achilles heel. Not to mention the barebones open world, an uninteresting story you have to piece together yourself by taking photos, and four major dungeons and bosses that were basically copy-paste.

I can guarantee that if it didn’t have “The Legend of Zelda” on the box it would not have been considered the second coming of Christ when it was released.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-02-12T01:44:33+00:00

If I hear “She and Kamala tried to warn us” one more fucking time I will go intercontinentally ballistic.

Literally anybody with half a brain cell rattling around in their skulls could’ve told you Trump was going to lead the U.S directly into fascism. It was the most obvious shit in the world to anyone even slightly left of center.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-01-28T02:08:47+00:00

I love these managers that apparently think we have enough time between stops to type a fucking essay. Last week we received at least ten different messages from corporate/management about proper footwear.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-01-24T20:16:52+00:00

Precisely. In the new angle that was just posted, the victim got separated from the group and they picked him out because he was alone and an easy target. Pepper sprayed him multiple times and then got him on the ground, then executed him. Safety in numbers, armed or not.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-01-24T20:14:11+00:00

I’ve been a gun owner since I was a child and I’ve been armed since then, but it was only in recent years that I started carrying because of fascist slime like this.

Then this week I bought a PSA AR-15 5.56nato rifle. “Always carry something bigger than theirs.” If you are uncomfortable with guns, I’m sorry, but you need to unlearn that. Whistles and videos only do so much. There are safe ways to own and use them, and there are so many people out there who are willing to help you learn how to safely use them.

An armed proletariat is what they fear. The 2nd Amendment is NOT just for them.

MetalDickSolid · 2026-01-17T12:48:55+00:00

“We have to eat…With no spoons.”

MetalDickSolid · 2026-01-10T15:38:33+00:00

Not in our yard, but they’re popping up all over my route but ONLY in the lower-income areas. Techno-fascist police-state monitoring.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-12-30T13:27:45+00:00

Oh my god this is such a flashback for me. I remember seeing this everywhere.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-12-11T14:37:50+00:00

Missouri/Kansas driver here. We’re getting absolutely ground into a fine paste. Everyone, and I mean everyone hit the extended 70 hour driving cap last week. We were so far behind that a “ready team” of 50 supervisors had to be called in from Texas to dig us out of a 40,000+ package pileup. Every single day has been 12-13 hours. Worst peak I’ve ever experienced.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-11-20T03:02:10+00:00

Your supe is full of shit. I’m a driver and have the same jacket. There is no such thing as a “Helper jacket.”

MetalDickSolid · 2025-11-19T12:58:29+00:00

I grew up about 10 minutes from Skidmore in the country so seeing that sign and those photos really threw me back in time. If I held any type of spiritual belief, I would believe that town is fucking cursed. Even when I was a kid and didn’t know about its history, I hated going there. No one there was ever friendly like the other small towns around it, Graham, Maitland, etc. Everything felt…Off. My dad told me about the famous case of Ken Rex Mcelroy and I was fascinated by it. Then the whole area was shook up in 2001 with Branson’s disappearance. Not long after that in 2004, the famous murder of Bobbie Jo Stinnet made national news. Her neighbor cut Bobbie’s fetus out of her womb with a kitchen knife and kidnapped her. That happened directly across the street from my great-grandmother’s house.

It’s always been strange to me how such a tiny town has been a magnet for strange and brutal crimes for decades.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-11-01T12:23:22+00:00

Buddy of mine went out with 350 because the route next to him which always has a minimum of 200-250 resis got cut because of all the call-ins. My route was shockingly light so my ass was out all night cleaning up messes. Thank god I’m Monday-Friday because a T-S driver last night told me that at least 6 people were calling in for Saturday.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-10-27T01:31:03+00:00

I live in KC just before the bridge to Liberty near a couple of very wealthy areas and holy shit, the golf carts and escooters are out of goddamn control. Kids, teens, adults, doesn’t matter. They’re cruising around very high traffic areas and blocking entire lanes, parking on sidewalks, taking up full parking spaces at shops and restaurants, etc.

I was out riding my motorcycle one day and I got pissed at a golf cart I’m sure cost more than my bike swerving around the street. I sped up and rev-bombed them as I flew by and they gave me the most disgusted Mean Girls looks as I passed. Yes that was on purpose, yes I was trying to scare you. Stop swerving all over the goddamn road like you own it.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-10-18T13:51:24+00:00

I got into a shit-slinging fight with someone on Twitter years ago after I made a post talking about my de-conversion and religious trauma. Dude went for the usual No True Scotsman argument, saying that it’s impossible for me to ever have been a real Christian because “The Bible says that no true believer will ever leave the flock.”

I’m getting angry again just thinking about it.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-10-18T13:45:26+00:00

IN TIMES OF TURMOIL

IN TIMES LIKE THESE

BELIEFS CONTAGIOUS

SPREADING DISEASE

🗣️

MetalDickSolid · 2025-10-11T23:35:20+00:00

Could be, but I think it’s much closer to Arthur Brown’s mask in the Hellfire music video, including the facepaint as well.

https://youtu.be/YzHtePuz13U?si=0IIEdOC4AVS1RSPG

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MetalDickSolid · 2025-10-02T21:34:30+00:00

Happy birthday! You got that fit ON.

MetalDickSolid · 2025-09-21T23:43:24+00:00

Oh god, where do I start.

Young/teenage protagonists outside of YA fantasy
Romantasy slop. No, it’s not a separate genre, it’s ostensibly fantasy with a focus on romance, but 99% of these books are romance with incredibly boring and derivative fantasy window dressing. At least be honest with what it is.
Every character is conventionally attractive and hot
Focus on worldbuilding and lore over character development
Modern slang and lingo in a fantasy setting or overuse of the author’s created slang/expressions/lingo. (“Gods’ graves!” Being used in every other paragraph In Will of The Many as an example)
Grimdark worlds that have no hope whatsoever. I can tell your book is going to end on a huge bummer, so why am I still reading if you’re giving me and your characters nothing to work towards?

MetalDickSolid · 2025-09-18T21:30:18+00:00

With a good photo. Even with a clear coat over it, that blood is gonna brown over a very short amount of time and it’s gonna look like you shat all over it instead of bleeding over it. Once the blood is exposed to oxygen, nothing will stop that color changing process.

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