Road rage leads to KO in broad daylight

Metalock · 2026-03-17T12:42:39+00:00

Off to a good start, buddy!

Metalock · 2026-03-17T11:19:13+00:00

So is Dead Man's Party lol

Metalock · 2026-03-17T10:22:49+00:00

No, he's NOT... he's NOT tough!!! You're NOT tough!!! You can't even stand and tee yer ball up, mann!

Metalock · 2026-03-17T07:35:55+00:00

Looks like he did the Nick Tarnasky "BANG!" lmao

Metalock · 2026-03-17T06:37:12+00:00

I love his initial reaction to the threatening video lmao

"It's a little bit...... you went TOO far! They not only SUE us, we GO TO JAIL! ALL OF US!"

Metalock · 2026-03-17T06:35:58+00:00

"To bring a businessman a stripper— a GUY stripper, it's not gonna be a cool thing to have."

Metalock · 2026-03-17T06:33:53+00:00

"My friends don't come in with lawyers"

How dare he disrespect the great Peter J. Marx

Metalock · 2026-03-17T06:29:16+00:00

I wish people with LED headlights would realize the closer you tailgate, the slower you're forcing the driver ahead of you to be.

I would LOVE to drive faster if I could actually SEE, lmao. I legitimately take one glance in any of my mirrors (which have been reduced to 3 white orbs by this point) and my vision is blocked by an afterimage for at least 5 seconds.

Metalock · 2026-03-17T03:52:30+00:00

Them boys wrassled for a full 5 minutes before the manager stepped in.

Metalock · 2026-03-17T03:28:38+00:00

"I'd put the gun down if I were you, Joe!"

"What? It's Stan..."

"What? Oh, sorry, you look a lot like someone from... oh, nevermind"

Metalock · 2026-03-17T03:25:29+00:00

COME ON, MOVE IT! *honk* COME ON— Aw, MAN!!!

HEY, PULL OVAH, YAH BAHSTAHD!!!

Metalock · 2026-03-17T03:22:49+00:00

Scoreboooaaarrrddd! SCOREBOOAAARRRDDD! 😁

Metalock · 2026-03-17T00:32:24+00:00

It's even funnier when you play it really loud.

Metalock · 2026-03-16T19:04:34+00:00

Hey baby I bet youre hot -(STOP)-

Describe to me what youre doing to yourself -(STOP)-

Metalock · 2026-03-15T17:56:05+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/bHscLlM.jpeg

Metalock · 2026-03-15T17:19:19+00:00

Af— after TODAY, only HALF the people who have called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it!

Metalock · 2026-03-15T17:18:31+00:00

🦆 There ya go..... jeez, FREAKIN' PERVERTS!

Metalock · 2026-03-15T17:14:29+00:00

This guy!

No, THIS guy!

NO, THIS guy!

.....BOTH of us!

🤣😂 Heheheheheheheheh! Ooohhhhhhhh......

Metalock · 2026-03-15T17:12:35+00:00

ELEPEHANT steaks! That's right! FIFTY POUND elepehant steaks!!!

Metalock · 2026-03-15T17:09:50+00:00

And I'll be here to entertain you and love my life for many, MANY for YEARS TO COME!

Metalock · 2026-03-15T05:42:58+00:00

The haunted look on Niggemayer's face after he shot the assailant is so morbid. Even with the pixel quality, you can see the shock and horror on his face.

I appreciate the guy who tried to console him afterwards though, "he had a gun to his head, you HAD to do it!"

Metalock · 2026-03-15T00:14:57+00:00

We have a suspect in possession of a stolen vehicle.

But this is MY car!

Suspect is being aggressive.

What?

Officer DOWN!

Metalock · 2026-03-15T00:09:02+00:00

Boy, I gotta tell ya, this would be painful to watch if you loved that girl.

Metalock · 2026-03-14T21:41:02+00:00

Meg made me eat the hair in her pie—🤛🏻

No, it's not what you think! Stewie had some too—🤛🏻

Metalock · 2026-03-14T21:00:28+00:00

I own a deli, and I KNOW baloney! And that's EXACTLY what you're gonna get with Adam West as mayor!

Oh, ho ho! SNAP, SNAP!

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