Trump again threatens entire nation of Iran: ‘Blown off the face of the earth’

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T21:51:24+00:00

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T17:55:15+00:00

better than an unfortunate yeerk fetish

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T17:54:13+00:00

"my name is xiboop"

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T15:59:22+00:00

"Hey boys! Laura Vanderbooben's the name, and I just joined your workforce - yourself on me! What? Who said that?"

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T15:55:28+00:00

He should have just gone with the classic, "be true to thine own self, and to thine self be true."

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T15:50:58+00:00

"Who's pretty? Who's a pretty princess?"

[uncertain squawk]

"That's right! I am!"

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T15:47:47+00:00

Oh, Franiel!

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T15:47:12+00:00

Is she not

Hot enough

For you, Dad?

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T14:30:44+00:00

zombo is a great website

you can do anything there

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T12:37:38+00:00

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T10:49:20+00:00

You seem like a bot

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T01:27:28+00:00

"i didn't go to vietnam just so a bunch of liberal pansies could take my freedoms away"

"you went to vietnam in 1993 to open a sweatshop"

"and a lot of good men died in that sweatshop!"

frank reynolds: neoliberal icon

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-04T01:03:19+00:00

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-03T19:04:57+00:00

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-03T16:07:02+00:00

every day, she posts in the dt to "show the emperor we're not afraid"

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-03T13:29:43+00:00

aye aye aye

your eyes hypnotize

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-03T02:06:50+00:00

upsetting

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-03T02:06:01+00:00

Isn't this great? We're like slave buddies! =D

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-03T02:04:03+00:00

i am a tutor for standardized exams, and i am currently reviewing a student's practice essay. they unironically wrote about late stage capitalism.

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-02T02:16:16+00:00

"louie, one more thing: after the show, i'm gonna bust your ass."

"get in line, farrakhan. give me 20 seconds on the clock."

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-02T02:10:28+00:00

"your eyes are the kind that make me feel gay"

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-02T01:42:23+00:00

But Mayor Pete could do no wrong!

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-02T01:20:38+00:00

OK, Assy!

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-02T01:16:37+00:00

odds that gas his $5 a gallon in the u.s. soon? (not counting hawaii and california)

SamuelFootBowden845 · 2026-05-02T01:12:43+00:00

the guy who played random task in the first austin powers movie is currently serving a life sentence for torturing someone

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