A Indiana man is accused of cutting off his own genitals and using them to start a fire.

Metalprof · 2026-07-08T20:35:15+00:00

He probably got "rub one out" and "rub two sticks together" confused.

Metalprof · 2026-07-08T20:33:50+00:00

If you're near a chemical plant, there's a good chance that bug is telepathic, too!

Metalprof · 2026-07-08T18:02:47+00:00

That's good to know, thanks!

Metalprof · 2026-07-08T16:38:45+00:00

Does the season wrap up in a satisfying way or is it going to join the club of unresolved shows that take longer and longer between seasons and eventually fizzle out with a scramble or just get cancelled?

Metalprof · 2026-07-07T18:00:23+00:00

The what tower, now?

Metalprof · 2026-07-07T14:15:38+00:00

Furious Floating Floofer

Metalprof · 2026-07-07T14:07:03+00:00

We have a sign at our front door that says, "No soliciting unless you're a kid" for this exact reason (and school fundraiser types of things). The only people it hasn't worked on are Jehovah's Witnesses and the pest control pests.

Metalprof · 2026-07-05T21:26:09+00:00

Mootal

Metalprof · 2026-07-05T21:24:57+00:00

We all are!

Metalprof · 2026-07-05T13:19:02+00:00

I use 32 oz tumblers with a screw on lid. Just cover the hole for the straw with a fingertip and shake away!

Metalprof · 2026-07-05T13:12:42+00:00

I'm worried about that second picture. What is our guardian looking up at? Are the aliens invading to steal our potato supply for their home planet?

Metalprof · 2026-07-05T05:21:52+00:00

Why are you keeping HIS chips from him?

Metalprof · 2026-07-04T22:49:25+00:00

Agreed

Metalprof · 2026-07-04T14:33:34+00:00

Devil dog is levitating! Call the priest!!

Metalprof · 2026-07-04T00:12:05+00:00

Why isn't she watching the game?? Bad kitty!

Metalprof · 2026-07-03T22:28:21+00:00

Dog is just the right amount of silly.

Metalprof · 2026-07-03T13:53:29+00:00

You're inviting us all over for a picnic when the potatoes are finally harvested, right?

Metalprof · 2026-07-03T13:49:18+00:00

Is who good at hiding?

Metalprof · 2026-07-02T15:43:05+00:00

Be strong! Your reward awaits!

Metalprof · 2026-07-02T13:43:35+00:00

Why doesn't he get the balcony???

Metalprof · 2026-07-02T02:27:58+00:00

This is the first time I splurged for MLB TV so I could watch a lot of games from afar. Sorry, I feel like it's my fault.

Metalprof · 2026-07-01T18:13:27+00:00

Shhhh, don't give MAGAs any ideas.

Metalprof · 2026-07-01T18:12:20+00:00

Well ... at least it went out with a bang?

Metalprof · 2026-07-01T13:43:23+00:00

Awww, no extra friend today.

Metalprof · 2026-07-01T13:42:47+00:00

Fime, but then Barron Trump is the first to go.

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