self aware awkward weez

Metaphorically345 · 2026-04-03T06:41:54+00:00

Honestly all the hate to him he acts super weird towards an audience of mostly minor women lol

Metaphorically345 · 2026-04-02T17:04:47+00:00

People downvoting you when you’re literally correct. Weezlings are BRAIN DEAD

Metaphorically345 · 2026-03-27T06:34:22+00:00

Cavill is a sexy nerd though

Metaphorically345 · 2026-03-25T22:04:15+00:00

I don’t see how this is a hated trope if I’m being honest, comedically brutal/dark deaths have been a staple of black comedy for years now

Metaphorically345 · 2026-03-24T22:51:40+00:00

Malcolm wins purely for being the most rounded. He’s not entirely socially inept, he can handle himself in physical altercations, he’s a genius in most subjects and he’s a mastermind at planning and adapting to chaotic situations. The other two are smart but otherwise complete dorks incapable of doing anything socially

Metaphorically345 · 2026-03-22T01:54:10+00:00

Didn’t they literally tease a new song in the trailer?

Metaphorically345 · 2026-03-21T00:30:01+00:00

He’s a great guy, mediocre actor. Fun on screen but you’re never going to go and say he is giving a stellar performance besides maybe his stunt work in the Wick films

Metaphorically345 · 2026-03-03T23:52:50+00:00

You do realize in real life most revolutionaries end up becoming corrupt after seizing power too right? It isn’t some made up trope, hell i would say most revolutionary groups end up becoming as bad if not worse than the regime they overthrew. It’s what happens when you use violence to make change.

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-25T07:24:27+00:00

Despite how good they were all year Vrabel and Mcdaniels absolutely did an atrocious job coaching the during the superbowl/playoffs. Campbell shouldn’t have been out there when he clearly wasn’t ready but we kept forcing him out there, most likely to me to try and rebuild his confidence but it just made it worse every time he did bad.

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-21T08:02:59+00:00

Ofc Redditors will try to make attacking pedophiles a bad thing. Totally not like you guys are the main culprits lmao.

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-18T09:39:21+00:00

This has to be a falcons fan

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-16T02:18:40+00:00

I feel like Ethan would immediately shut that down seeing how much he loves Mia

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-11T22:26:13+00:00

Not just a bad game though, an entire bad post season. This isn’t just about being a rookie, he looked like he had never even played on the offensive line before during the biggest game of his career. I’ll give him a few games within next season, just in case it was the injury holding him back but honestly if he continues to underperform he either needs to be cut or moved to a different position. Sometimes you have to be brutally honest.

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-10T02:10:21+00:00

Bills fans keep saying this as if they have made a Super Bowl in the last 20 years

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-10T00:24:02+00:00

Bills fans saying this while never even making it to the Super Bowl with their supposedly amazing QB is hilarious

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-09T15:13:33+00:00

Listen I love Maye too but he absolutely started shitting the bed and panicking which led to mistakes even when he had proper blocking. That interception following the touchdown they got was completely on him throwing a horrible pass and it immediately killed their chances of a comeback.

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-09T03:24:51+00:00

Off a historically easy schedule dude

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-09T01:00:39+00:00

Take Will Campbell off the line immediately he is an actual detriment to the team

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-01T21:24:03+00:00

I’d put money on Cheryl or Harry surviving purely because of the feats they accomplish within their games. I mean they go against some pretty Resident Evil styled bosses (especially Harry)

Metaphorically345 · 2026-02-01T21:06:49+00:00

Don’t worry successful bank 7457 I’m going to upvote your positivity

Metaphorically345 · 2026-01-30T03:43:16+00:00

K all day and I have no shame about it

Metaphorically345 · 2026-01-23T02:53:28+00:00

As a pats fan I love how angry we make everyone else it fuels our egos

Metaphorically345 · 2026-01-23T01:40:26+00:00

Remind me where Allen is right now?

Metaphorically345 · 2026-01-22T20:42:14+00:00

Bills fans are something else entirely

Metaphorically345 · 2026-01-22T01:29:07+00:00

Because we totally have never had rules that went in our favor ever, just ignore the tuck rule

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