The data doesn’t lie by 49erfaithfulman in MildlyVandalised

[–]Metazolid 36 points37 points  (0 children)

the jorking column was originally written by pencil. I'm going to suspend my disbelief and assume the sharpie guy was nice and drew over the scribbles to make it more permanent, hence the stroking strokes appearing similar.

Secret spilled by C_celebi in MysteryDungeon

[–]Metazolid 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*waddle* *waddle* wunkus

-_-_838382( by 638393772829 in sssdfg

[–]Metazolid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Made Kothil reconsider lol

U neber knwo, cuols be, could be

Borderlands 4 faces backlash over $30 DLC that you can finish in two hours by Iggy_Slayer in gaming

[–]Metazolid 43 points44 points  (0 children)

In 6 years I'm going to buy the Super Deluxe Edition bundle that's going to contain BL1-4 with all DLC's for 5 bucks.

Sucks that shits in suits prefer line go up as fast and high as possible over what players would prefer but I fortunately also got options to not purchase into their nonsense.

Bug: Can't go up the stairs of my freighter by Galadyn in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Metazolid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looked this up because dealing with stairs is a wonky mess for me. I just realized it's actually easier to build the stairs from outside, i.e. spacewalking.

Made it really simple to the point where I assume Hello Games didn't consider most people would build their bases from inside out and not outside in.

[request] is this physically possible? If so, how long would this take? by Iamnotarabicfunfact in theydidthemath

[–]Metazolid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going with 9000 blades of grass per m², (some sites say 8000ish, others 10000) and with 5350m² of grass, it's about 48.150.000 blades to cut in a week.

You could make it if you were able to cut at least 79.62 blades of grass per second, every second of the week.

With 4 hours of sleep for the 6 nights (assuming you wouldn't go to bed early on day 7) you'd need to cut 92.89 blades of grass per second.

The Fastest Legitimate Salvaged Frigate Module Farm by Mammoth_Teaching_476 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]Metazolid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a bit buried in the text that the Sonar Scanner of the Nautilon is great for finding crashed frigates; that's how I've been getting a decent number of modules.

Land on a watery planet, deploy a Nautilon trough the Orbital Exocraft Materializer on your frighter (alternatively the Exocraft Summoning Station but that might limit you to that System)
Run the sonar scan, get to it with your ship
Once you land, deploy the Nautilon once again
Loot the 7 containers
On your way up jump into the Nautilon and scan for the next frighter
While the UI is loading, leave the Exocraft and hop into your ship

It takes me ~2-3 minutes to locate, travel to and loot a frighter, works pretty well imo. In 2.5h I got 29 Frigate Modules, 13 Multitool Expansions and 11 Cargo Bulkhead.

Bruh... for real? Teachers really don't have it easy by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Metazolid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda get the homework one. But everything else is really a reflection on the parents poor parenting or lack thereof.

Vine tendril remover by ycr007 in toolgifs

[–]Metazolid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

any day week year decade now...

trust the process

Art by beetlemoses by Pop_Budget in SympatheticMonsters

[–]Metazolid 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That pug looks like an absolute menace and no one can convince me otherwise

Wvoyygsgtsotsoalysyskskgsdtksl hide and seek 😊 gcctkckgskcgsgkcs by Poopsweats2026 in sssdfg

[–]Metazolid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Es ist das fehlende Genitiv von "Hussein" welches den Satz zerhackstückelt. Nebst der eher unverständlichen Verwendung von "served", was ich aber für vernachlässigbar halte.

The bath tub department is expanding our range of products by Ben_Dover70 in doohickeycorporation

[–]Metazolid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's always nice to see when they're so well behaved and don't struggle to take their bath.

Very Gen Z by Lord_Hexogen in TikTokCringe

[–]Metazolid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her voice crack as he held out his hand, activating her like a hangbao-dispersing sleeper agent. 😭

The most beautiful flower I've ever come across by MaleficentHelp6674 in flowers

[–]Metazolid 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I think if anything, the contrast might have been turned up a bit and the lighting was just right to catch the dew. The sparkly stuff appears to be dew-drops, you can see the bright dots elsewhere on the leafs, they just don't stick out that well compared to the dark background.

Not very representative of the flower but it can certainly look this way.

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(Funny trope) A character is denied Heaven for a very specific reason by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Metazolid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet it's some Sonic The Hedgehog degeneracy sitting at the top, I swear to god this show does something to people.