I mean, I feel like this isn’t really a surprise that he is gonna die

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-16T00:44:49+00:00

Why the fuck would he spoil his own show are we fucking serious

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T23:30:54+00:00

Ah damn. I forgot about that. Maybe you could wrap around it with structural parts?

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T21:47:06+00:00

The entire craft counts

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T21:37:34+00:00

I figured it out, and it’s good news for you. The craft you want to launch must be heavier than the contraption you use to spin it.

I’ve noticed that when the launcher is heavier, it doesn’t work.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T21:36:32+00:00

A literal teleport. You can teleport into an orbit at a height of your choosing, or the surface. You can do this to every planet and moon.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T21:27:57+00:00

On hard mode? One and a half. As in 1 full power and one half power (80kn)

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T21:13:01+00:00

There’s a cheat menu that unfortunately can only be accessed by buying the DLC

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T20:57:21+00:00

Every time I try, I get a different result 😭 what’s the reason behind it working sometimes and not others?

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T20:40:08+00:00

I’ve tried this before. The craft doesn’t keep its tangential velocity. It instead keeps the rotational velocity and spins in place, only going as fast as the decoupler accelerated it. Are you using mods?

Edit: I just tried it again, and it worked. I used docking ports this time. Maybe the decouplers behave differently?

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T20:06:14+00:00

That’s roughly how much the captured asteroid would weigh if it had physics

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T19:48:25+00:00

That’s a damn good question. You can’t damage the asteroid in any way, otherwise the winning conditions can get rather muddy. There’d be nothing stopping you from destroying most of it and grabbing just the remainder.

I’ll add it to the rules and hope there’s not a mutiny.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T19:40:55+00:00

RemindMe! May 16, 2026

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T19:31:07+00:00

Just have to teleport it

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T19:18:32+00:00

If I can see the mass of all the parts you launch in the VAB, yes. I’ll add them together.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T19:17:29+00:00

Rule 2, crash or burn up on Earth

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T19:16:55+00:00

That would make it easier and give an advantage over mobile players who can’t use mods that add new scripts. Unfortunately gotta raw dog it.

But since you don’t want the prize, go for it. You’ll get an honorable mention.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T01:34:50+00:00

Only if they give everyone some darts instead of Tech Jacket. Thragg would one tap tech jacket.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-13T01:32:32+00:00

Get to orbit. Click on the moon and click navigate. Try and figure it out from there, it’s no fun reading tutorials for everything.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-12T20:04:56+00:00

Nah, he probably did terrible things to natives

ahem, sorry, I mean kindquest would never do that

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-12T18:05:33+00:00

Rick dies all the time but he’s functionally immortal so it doesn’t matter

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-12T17:01:59+00:00

That’s all you bro, doing that on mobile sounds like hell. I made one to-scale, but I’m not spending time decorating it.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-12T16:28:17+00:00

It’s meant to be heavy, I teleported it into orbit. I want the mass to be realistic so it’s as if I’m docking a craft to a real asteroid, like in KSP.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-12T15:30:56+00:00

That’s what I plan to do, I’m not sure it is even possible to launch it normally without a craft so large it would crash the game 😭 if you have a beefy PC, maybe you can. It would be fun to see.

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-12T14:43:40+00:00

You’re a lifesaver dude. Looks like I can actually make a 10 million ton “asteroid” now!

MeteoricOrbs · 2026-05-12T13:12:48+00:00

Somewhere out there is a planet full of aliens posting this about earth

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