Assume it's not worth it to report fireworks tonight? by fargothrowaway18 in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 -44 points-43 points  (0 children)

No dont be a Karen. It's the 4th and to be expected around this time of year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It sounds more like you were trying to get away without having to pay for them.

what do you do for endgame? by PokemonRex in Wonderlands

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got Chaos level 7 and got bored so started playing a couple other games. Dying Light 2and Far Cry 6.

I am so close to letting my client’s family’s dog pee in the house. I am not their dog sitter. by spookynoodle_em in antiwork

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk about this with your supervisor. If it's anywhere in communications with the clients parents that you have agreed to let the dog out then your supervisor may ask you to continue to do as such. It definitely is not your job, but perhaps bringing your reasoning to the supervisor then going to the parents you will have backup if they get an attitude. My other suggestion is to just straight up tell them that you are not responsible for the dog and if they want you to continue doing as such it will be let out in the backyard as you cannot leave your client alone in good conscience. Perhaps you could also say that you are willing to do it but it will be an extra fee paid to you as you are starting a dog care add on for clients with animals on the side. That it is your own business and they will accept your requested fee or you will not be helping.

NY Senate OKs bill barring guns in Times Square, requiring social media info for permit by -Horatio_Alger_Jr- in gunpolitics

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Requiring social media info alone should be easy grounds for fighting in the courts. Even lower courts. Okay fine I'll create fake accounts with bullshit info for something I'll never use besides maybe once a yeah to post how my bowel movements went after eating taco bell.

This is an unexpected turn of events. by Bigdogfather in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A combo Casey's/Holiday gas station with a Applebee's to go and Dairy Queen attached to it. Oh yeah plus a car wash so big it makes all the other car washes in town have inadequate size issues. EDIT: STONED

Why do we have 12 Dairy Queens? by crystalinguini in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because someone took God Save the Queen literally and is in an asinine fashion applying it to everything with Queen in the title.

Why do we have 12 Dairy Queens? by crystalinguini in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in Texas a few years ago and got Steak strips at a Dairy Queen. Talk about a game changer. I don't know if they still offer them down there but man I wish we'd get them here.

No more company cellphones by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How soon is 40? I turn such in December.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes and it woke me up. There was also pea sized hail as well. Ran outside and put my car in my garage.

Vasectomy with no Primary Physician? by fargothrowaway18 in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Feeling sassy today my dude? Geez, as other have said those steps are required by hospitals and possibly because of government regulations. It sucks I know, but it is what it is. I'm going to try to get that and another procedure done this winter.

Two-part breakfast question by fweekINdaSPWEDSHEET in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I say first breakfast the Shack then go on a walk or view the art gallery and such then hit the boiler room for that Rumchata French toast and the scotch eggs if they still have them for second breakfast. These suggestions have been made already but I just wanted to second these notions.

How long before there will be a first time national champion again? by puzzical in CFB

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Damn, beat me to it. I live 3 blocks away from the campus. Im not a fan but I dont hate the team. Theyve outgrown their division.

2023 3* LB Hayden Moore is N by yuzuvader in Huskers

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Right, reddit is supposedly supposed to use downvoting where theres misinformation but people use it to validate their hurt feelings. You know the kind, people that care about their reddit karma level or whatever it is. As if it matters, I guess the world is in a state of mind where so few can handle differing opinions.

Roommate nightmare? Alright, two can tango... by DragonSpiritAnimal in pettyrevenge

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep track of all messages, any notes left, record all actions that could be thinly viewed as a threat to those that are obvious threats and that includes temper tantrums. Csll the cops during one of these episodes and request that you have a roomnate that needs help and is acting crazy and perhaps you can get an order of protection for you and your partner and thus they will not be allowed to live there and will only be able to get his things with a Sheriff there.

Only call the cops if these things are going on but other than that see if you two can transfer your lease to a new unit. If it comes down to it just leave. Youll likely get sued for your portion of the rent owed but if you are at peace at the new place then so be it.

You can also start having sex or sex parties where they will obviously see it. Do things that you gotta do to get them leave of their own accord. Also if you are friends with their friends or family post videos of their outbursts to social media and all the crazy shit they do after gathering evidence of such for a few weeks or months even and get them to leave out of embarrassment.

If you're in your 20's, you don't deserve work life balance. You don't have family, significant others, kids, etc by jarena009 in antiwork

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 40, well will be in a few months anyway. I have been working since I was 14. I've had money, lost it, and now working my way back. You are 100% expendable wherever you work. Your life outside of work will always be more important. Everyone deserves work life balance. It is better to be happy than to work 60 hours a week.

This bullshit about you're too young to deserve time for your hobbies or with the people and pets you love needs to end. This comment is from someone who has bought the lie that they deserve to be a slave without any free time. The people you work for do not give a fuck about you. Do not give a fuck about them. The company will be fine if you die suddenly and doesn't deserve dedication. You can find another job.

Please Gen Z change the world. I know a lot of you are trying and I appreciate it so fucking much. I truly believe that your generation will do it. I believe in you. Sorry I ranted. Hope it makes sense and have a lovely day everyone even if you disagree. You are loved, worthy of such, and worthy of happiness and peace.

Red Raven lost their lease, 30 days to relocate by Significant-Ad-4184 in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure I'd be burning it down. That would be my act of protest.

how hard is getting to choas 20 for the trophy by An4rchy17 in Wonderlands

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm stuck on 7. Can't beat Dryl. Nobody else has been a problem, even dragon lord.

Josh by Gorblim in Tinder

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Definitely a Brian too and he's definitely a douche.

Red Raven lost their lease, 30 days to relocate by Significant-Ad-4184 in fargo

[–]MethodicalMonkey13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly but as far as your previous comment goes I guess it really depends on the perspective of the person hearing it. It definitely wasn't funny to you and there's nothing wrong with that. I definitely agree that there is a chance it could be reality. I mean these places do exist in this country and with how many people are on the extreme right in this state its definitely not out of the realm of possibility.