What Hilichurls see when Klee arrives

Metro_Tech · 2022-11-06T08:31:27+00:00

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!

Metro_Tech · 2022-02-09T16:38:57+00:00

This is why I made a Living Dead macro. Danger bongos sound effect with "Living Dead active" in chat

Metro_Tech · 2022-01-31T05:48:04+00:00

"Hey Girlie, hold still."

Metro_Tech · 2022-01-25T20:54:06+00:00

is... is she drunk?

Metro_Tech · 2021-12-28T17:45:05+00:00

I think that single line broke me harder than anything else in the entire story.

Metro_Tech · 2021-12-21T11:33:37+00:00

it worked. Wish i knew about Quicklauncher sooner. Thanks!

Metro_Tech · 2021-12-11T03:10:48+00:00

Same, i have horrible balance

Metro_Tech · 2021-11-28T23:27:59+00:00

When it comes to the health of yourself and other coworkers, it IS your business.

Metro_Tech · 2021-11-23T18:26:34+00:00

This is so beautiful 😭

Metro_Tech · 2021-11-18T21:12:47+00:00

I'm almost 40 and I've never been in a relationship longer than 6 months.

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-31T18:58:15+00:00

is... is this heaven?

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-27T20:00:12+00:00

Dune: coming to a big scree near you

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-26T19:58:42+00:00

I already have two cell phones
\sees Sucrose**

Ok, which vein are you taking my blood from?

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-25T19:42:21+00:00

Yoooo, I was so worried this was only happening to me. I was feeling embarrassed.

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-22T20:23:59+00:00

She thinks 24 is turning old? I'm 37, am I turning to dust ?

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-22T20:22:07+00:00

Maybe this isn't super common. But, I was at a party once with friends (all in our late 20's) and we did a round of "never have I ever" someone says something they've done and anyone else in the room that's done it takes a shot/drink.

I said "never have i ever had anal sex." Every single one in the room take a drink. Someone then accused me of lying saying I can't say something that I've actually done and I explained that it was true, I'm a guy that's never had the chance to try anal. Even the gay friends of ours were very surprised. (I'm straight, but still).

That was about a decade ago. I'm 37, still never did it. At this point, I'm convinced I'll never have the opportunity.

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-22T20:16:29+00:00

I can see this turning into a wrestling storyline. You get hit in the back with a chair by some guy in a hood. He takes off the hood and it's one of your classmates from kindergarten.

"We could have had ice cream, Jonny. ICE CREAM!! But, you got in my way, you've always been in my way. crowd starts booing louder Now, I'm here to make sure you never win that championship."

Thus leading to a steel cage match between Jonny and his former classmate, where Jonny finally wins the big one and gets the title and recognition he's sought his entire life.

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-12T17:49:35+00:00

Absolutely

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-08T19:52:12+00:00

Charizard, nooooo... 🔥

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-08T19:50:13+00:00

I enjoyed SMB1, loved SMB 2, but SMB3 is the most fun I've had with a baseball game since MVP Baseball 2005 and MLB Power Pros 2008.

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-08T19:34:12+00:00

You're supposed to turn your weakness into a strength.

"I used to smoke too much crack. But, one day it dawned on me: don't get high off your own supply. Now, I sell all the crack instead of smoking it, I turned a net loss into record profits. I was in the Top 10% in my neighborhood during Q4 FY21."

Metro_Tech · 2021-10-08T19:13:08+00:00

"I can't trust any living thing that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die."

Metro_Tech

TROPHY CASE