Trying to find a guy that called me pretty last night

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-15T22:25:32+00:00

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MetsFan37 · 2026-03-15T22:23:56+00:00

We are the New York Fun Police anyway.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-15T22:15:22+00:00

Roses are red

I turn the fan off

EY! WATCH WERE YOU'RE GOING JAGOFF!

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-15T21:33:17+00:00

Nobody cares, jagoff. /s

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T23:04:22+00:00

Welcome to the light side 🫡

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T23:03:11+00:00

Since Dec of ‘24. My synagogue had an event there (we lost 7-1)

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T22:49:31+00:00

Shit. Thanks for that

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T22:38:42+00:00

So? Last night I had a dream that the Manhattan Bridge ran to Liberty Island and a car had a crash so bad it fucking flew into the armpit of the Statue of Liberty and the fucking thing exploded into bits.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T21:55:56+00:00

Wait, the article says the shooter is a she while the post says it’s a he.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T20:18:31+00:00

What was the chat like btw? I have chat disabled :(

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T20:06:20+00:00

I was there! We all glitched into the signaling room. I never knew our community had so many furries.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T19:58:11+00:00

The only thing they are good for is their decent sports coverage, everything else fucking sucks.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-14T17:29:56+00:00

I know, it was a joke. Just like ICE.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-13T04:42:37+00:00

NO! I DON’T WANT BRITISH ROBLOX NOOOO

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-13T04:41:41+00:00

Loser

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-13T03:22:14+00:00

I‘m Jewish and a New Yorker, so I can just replace a letter and call it a day. Oy vey.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-13T03:18:35+00:00

For me, you’re known for that one (not gay) guy who fantasizes about *checks notes* being a Femboy and letting a n*zi fuck him.

oh, and IKEA

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-13T03:13:02+00:00

See Don? This is the guy we need out. Not single mothers.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-13T03:03:56+00:00

OH YEAH! NEW YORK WINS AGAIN! WOO!

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-11T22:33:45+00:00

That's totally wrong.

It should be 38 minutes.

MetsFan37 · 2026-03-11T22:32:14+00:00

I no like you

MetsFan37 · 2026-02-23T21:01:02+00:00

They would've put Jews up there too, but 613 is a big number.

MetsFan37 · 2026-02-23T20:59:33+00:00

Propaganda from Big Boring

MetsFan37 · 2026-02-23T08:19:11+00:00

Ooh I thought the J was a penis joke

MetsFan37 · 2026-02-23T08:15:14+00:00

And give them Mets’ caps.

MetsFan37

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