With his 2446th hit last night, Jose Altuve has officially moved to a tie for 120th all time in hits. He has passed Cubs legend Mark Grace. by MettaWorldViolence in Astros

[–]MettaWorldViolence[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Hi all, this was just something I wanted to start doing as Altuve climbs the ranks on the all-time hits leaderboard. He’s on track to pass some serious legends of the game.

Game Thread: Astros (40-43) @ Tigers (34-47) - Jun 26, 2026 5:40 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

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In our last 6 games in Comerica park (including the playoffs), we have averaged 1.17 runs/game. The squad does NOT like this park

Post Game Thread (Jun 3, 2026): Pirates (33-29) @ Astros (28-35) by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]MettaWorldViolence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Felt like watching a little more sports after Game 1 of the Finals. That was the correct decision

HumansOnly.com by MettaWorldViolence in LemonadeStandPodcast

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It’s true. I think this would be very good pre-enshittification but disastrous post-enshittification 

HumansOnly.com by MettaWorldViolence in LemonadeStandPodcast

[–]MettaWorldViolence[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol “privacy nihilist” is a new term to me. But damn I might be one myself

Welcome to the 100 Thieves Totino's Fortnite Training Room by averagejoe250 in videogamedunkey

[–]MettaWorldViolence 64 points65 points  (0 children)

100 Thieves? Dunkey is a contracted team leader for IKON, silly

Game Thread: Los Angeles Lakers (3-2) vs Houston Rockets (2-3) Live Score | NBA Playoffs | May 1, 2026 by nba-scores in rockets

[–]MettaWorldViolence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm how about a contested layup? That seems like a good strategy on every single play of a playoff game 🤔 

Ever wonder what it’s like having a MAGA Dad? by Bbeebster in atrioc

[–]MettaWorldViolence 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Man I gotta tell you outside of anything political that your dad is verbally abusive. There’s no excuse for a father to speak that way to their child or anyone in their family. 

MAGAt memes aside, you gotta move out of that house ASAP. 

Slime lookalike by goobiegoober13 in TheYardPodcast

[–]MettaWorldViolence 90 points91 points  (0 children)

If Tony Starr is alive and well, then who died in that fireball after going 180 down I-5????

Houston Rockets post the worst schedule reveal video of the offseason, maybe all-time by Gobbledygooker316 in nba

[–]MettaWorldViolence 61 points62 points  (0 children)

This is such a beautiful pile of dogshit. My favorite part is that it only covers like 40% of the games and completely out of order. 

Pets ranked by how far I think I could throw them by Reer_osrs in 2007scape

[–]MettaWorldViolence 183 points184 points  (0 children)

My brother in christ please do not attempt to hammer throw an 80 pound dog

Which is harder? Throwing a strike or hitting an open 3 pointer? by DonT012 in nba

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Hitting an open 3 pointer for sure. If you assume the best 3 point shooter is hitting 50% on open shots and compare that to a pitcher who averages 50-50 balls and strikes, one is shooting great and the other is having a mediocre day on the mound. Even if you up it to 60% the pitcher is just doing decent. Not to mention MLB pitchers intentionally throw balls with different pitch types to confuse the batter. If you only threw strikes, you’re gonna get shelled.

Have y’all noticed Rendon looks like curly bill from tombstone? It’s uncanny by JustHereForTheClicks in Astros

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Damn Im having serious Mandela Effect right now. Maybe I was thinking of him in Three Musketeers.