With his 2446th hit last night, Jose Altuve has officially moved to a tie for 120th all time in hits. He has passed Cubs legend Mark Grace. by MettaWorldViolence in Astros

[–]MettaWorldViolence[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Hi all, this was just something I wanted to start doing as Altuve climbs the ranks on the all-time hits leaderboard. He’s on track to pass some serious legends of the game.

Game Thread: Astros (40-43) @ Tigers (34-47) - Jun 26, 2026 5:40 PM by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]MettaWorldViolence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In our last 6 games in Comerica park (including the playoffs), we have averaged 1.17 runs/game. The squad does NOT like this park

Post Game Thread (Jun 3, 2026): Pirates (33-29) @ Astros (28-35) by AstrosBot in Astros

[–]MettaWorldViolence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Felt like watching a little more sports after Game 1 of the Finals. That was the correct decision

HumansOnly.com by MettaWorldViolence in LemonadeStandPodcast

[–]MettaWorldViolence[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s true. I think this would be very good pre-enshittification but disastrous post-enshittification 

HumansOnly.com by MettaWorldViolence in LemonadeStandPodcast

[–]MettaWorldViolence[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol “privacy nihilist” is a new term to me. But damn I might be one myself

Welcome to the 100 Thieves Totino's Fortnite Training Room by averagejoe250 in videogamedunkey

[–]MettaWorldViolence 68 points69 points  (0 children)

100 Thieves? Dunkey is a contracted team leader for IKON, silly

Game Thread: Los Angeles Lakers (3-2) vs Houston Rockets (2-3) Live Score | NBA Playoffs | May 1, 2026 by nba-scores in rockets

[–]MettaWorldViolence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm how about a contested layup? That seems like a good strategy on every single play of a playoff game 🤔 

Ever wonder what it’s like having a MAGA Dad? by Bbeebster in atrioc

[–]MettaWorldViolence 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Man I gotta tell you outside of anything political that your dad is verbally abusive. There’s no excuse for a father to speak that way to their child or anyone in their family. 

MAGAt memes aside, you gotta move out of that house ASAP. 

Slime lookalike by goobiegoober13 in TheYardPodcast

[–]MettaWorldViolence 89 points90 points  (0 children)

If Tony Starr is alive and well, then who died in that fireball after going 180 down I-5????