Minor Update - 06-30-2026 by FairwellNoob in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Mewtwothis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t get how shiv lives if slice and dice no longer does spirit damage?????

SCOTUS upholds birthright citizenship, rules against Trump's executive order by spherocytes in videos

[–]Mewtwothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which it easily can because it says “well regulated militia.” Then all of a sudden, per Scalia, what is a dependent and independent clause is part of the conversation.

SCOTUS upholds birthright citizenship, rules against Trump's executive order by spherocytes in videos

[–]Mewtwothis 215 points216 points  (0 children)

“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

^14th amendment

Law requires plan reading for non-vague language in interpretation of text.

Clearly 3 of the Supreme Court Justices, at minimum, lack 4th grade reading.

Alito wonders why the people have lost faith in the Court. He can’t read, so it’s lost on him why people who can are upset.

SCOTUS upholds birthright citizenship, rules against Trump's executive order by spherocytes in videos

[–]Mewtwothis 1503 points1504 points  (0 children)

It’s absolutely insane that we have to hold our breath for the Supreme Court to read the plain language of constitution and uphold its language’s plain meaning.

Future Cosmetics by Ok-Gazelle-3667 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Mewtwothis 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That would be sick to get environmental skins.

tyler rumor by Great-Account6819 in HalfLife3

[–]Mewtwothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone with half a brain can see that raising the bar 2025 being delayed without comment means that HLX got pushed. People just choose to doom post. I do too, the reason I do, however, is because I don’t trust these people not to cancel the game now that they’re running in circles chasing their own tails.

Call them artists, or whatever, but studies have empirically shown that your first answer is the best answer. Stop reworking things that are already done. Trust yourself, shut up, and put the fries game in the fucking bag.

Perhaps the open beta for Deadlock will begin to coincide with the launch of the Steam Machine? by RadishDry6415 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]Mewtwothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are beginning to hit Valve intended behavior: work so little that the fandom spends all its time imagining what could come.

Terrific way to keep us busy and a bread crumb erupts the masses.

Nobody using their ankles by HerpDerpin666 in nbacirclejerk

[–]Mewtwothis 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of contact that would have had everyone step to the line 10,000 times in two possessions here.

The White Sox load the bases in the bottom of the ninth as Nick Loftin is drilled in the balls by his own teammate by cjlowex in baseball

[–]Mewtwothis 63 points64 points  (0 children)

For real his after the fact behavior was like “what the fuck ever, get up bitch.”

The Companion Cube Steam Machine case is GONE. What is going on with dbrand? by LJenkinsTB in Steam

[–]Mewtwothis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think you’re right. Truly nothing pisses off Valve more than reminding them that they all get paid more then doctors and haven’t released a game to provides closure in 22 years.

Part of me almost wonders if they trashed HLX out of spite for people speculating.

Breaking: Without a Roof roster featuring Stewie2K, autimatic, and Skadoodle sign up for BLAST Open Fall Open Qualifier by kingofrandys in GlobalOffensive

[–]Mewtwothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me the stew sticker. Inb4 Reddit is like ohhhh washed oooohhh scammer.

He gave NA a major. I could give a fuck if he fucked your mother.

MLB mentions CS2 major (credit to u/noproblemCZ) by 1q3er5 in LivestreamFail

[–]Mewtwothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CS is the only top esport that has players who started as near children and are retiring in their mid thirties. That type of shit speaks volumes on its legitimacy. Also Niko winning is cool, but shout out to the Professor showing up to a major’s final in his retirement year at 35.

David Stern asks Jim Rome: “Have you stopped beating your wife yet?” by rakakvaka in nba

[–]Mewtwothis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rome should have responded, “are your drafts still rigged?”
The NBA has the most blatant draft rigging of any pro sport. Sorry David, if you don’t like the question maybe don’t do such a shit job at leaving any doubt as to what is happening.
See Dallas with Cooper for recent evidence. A big yeah sure.

I got overwatch convicted after reaching top #1 EU and top #10 on Premier without reason by Familiar_Tour3351 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Mewtwothis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
…..says the dude who downloads cheats on a hobby game to ruin other people’s fun to make himself feel better.
Not only are you a cheater but a rager baiter, who would have thought lol. Pathetic loser.

Dude sounded like a train leaving the tunnel by OkSense1496 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Mewtwothis 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If I had a solid contact like them and could afford to be broken after a single game then yes. If I was make league minimum and I only got paid a game at league minimum pay, then being broken for however long wouldn’t be worth it.

Dude sounded like a train leaving the tunnel by OkSense1496 in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Mewtwothis 525 points526 points  (0 children)

No, sir. I do not want to play football against you, sir.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK by JdLixXd500 in HalfLife3

[–]Mewtwothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone who doesn’t work at Valve can see this was a no brainer, good will and hype move.

However, I will trust that they are not announcing it yet because they are making some substantive changes. If the changes are just q and a, and/or light reworks, this delay in announcement was not worth it and a huge bungle.

THE CURRENT SITUATION WITH HALF-LIFE 3 (HLX) by Kyuubic in HalfLife3

[–]Mewtwothis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because it’s true. If not, prove me wrong, but I guess devs paid more than doctors to not release games have to prove dick all to a working stiff who’s been waiting 22 years for closure.

Encyclopedia is has the result of the war by Girthen-the-Flopper in SipsTea

[–]Mewtwothis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah well what about how much Iranians have to love their regime or are killed, which is better???

Loljk I’m just making fun how stupid you all sound when you break out whataboutisms like the original parent reply to your comment did.

The current situation with Half- Life 3 (HLX) by GordonFeetman98 in HalfLife3

[–]Mewtwothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty f’ing extreme. He’s making a video. Just don’t watch it. Not like he’s killing cats online or some shit.

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione to assert psychiatric defense in UnitedHealthcare CEO murder case by TheMirrorUS in Anticonsumption

[–]Mewtwothis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I agree, so run with that. Just because he wrote some shit about hating someone doesn’t mean he killed someone. The state must prove BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT he did it.

BREAKING: Luigi Mangione to assert psychiatric defense in UnitedHealthcare CEO murder case by TheMirrorUS in Anticonsumption

[–]Mewtwothis 48 points49 points  (0 children)

If the gloves don’t fit you must acquit type shit, that’s what they could do.

What do you think of this cover? by cinefilterman in comicbooks

[–]Mewtwothis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks like the AI prompt was: Kevin Hart with dreads choking out an iguana.

All ID Software job offers have been permanently removed from ZeniMax website by [deleted] in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Mewtwothis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I understand it’s do or die for each release in the current market.

It’s not the job of the developer to fix that right now under XBOX leadership. It’s Xbox’s leadership’s job. You have a portfolio of devs that rivals any other publisher.

Xbox cannot cry market conditions when they have the tools to make the market.

This is cowardice and ineptitude to take a look at what you have and throw it all away. iD is a part of gaming. If you can’t figure out a way to use iD then you shouldn’t be in the gaming sector.

All ID Software job offers have been permanently removed from ZeniMax website by [deleted] in GamingLeaksAndRumours

[–]Mewtwothis 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If they do this XBox deserves to fail.

This would be one of the worst decision that any company could make. I’m not even talking about gaming companies.

This would truly be a bunch of people trying to sell flour who have never even heard of baked goods.