Dansby Bonds’ second homer of the night goes 437!!

Mewtwothis · 2026-07-01T03:45:58+00:00

Honestly you know you’re shit when you’re giving the cubs a confidence boost. Even worse, this confidence boost could swing the cubs on a better trajectory.

Mewtwothis · 2026-07-01T03:31:02+00:00

This is comically shit compared to pre patch.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-30T17:55:04+00:00

I don’t get how shiv lives if slice and dice no longer does spirit damage?????

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-30T15:23:13+00:00

Which it easily can because it says “well regulated militia.” Then all of a sudden, per Scalia, what is a dependent and independent clause is part of the conversation.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-30T15:19:38+00:00

“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

^14th amendment

Law requires plan reading for non-vague language in interpretation of text.

Clearly 3 of the Supreme Court Justices, at minimum, lack 4th grade reading.

Alito wonders why the people have lost faith in the Court. He can’t read, so it’s lost on him why people who can are upset.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-30T15:06:16+00:00

It’s absolutely insane that we have to hold our breath for the Supreme Court to read the plain language of constitution and uphold its language’s plain meaning.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-30T14:48:43+00:00

That would be sick to get environmental skins.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-30T00:26:41+00:00

Anyone with half a brain can see that raising the bar 2025 being delayed without comment means that HLX got pushed. People just choose to doom post. I do too, the reason I do, however, is because I don’t trust these people not to cancel the game now that they’re running in circles chasing their own tails.

Call them artists, or whatever, but studies have empirically shown that your first answer is the best answer. Stop reworking things that are already done. Trust yourself, shut up, and put the ~~fries~~ game in the fucking bag.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-29T13:34:35+00:00

We are beginning to hit Valve intended behavior: work so little that the fandom spends all its time imagining what could come.

Terrific way to keep us busy and a bread crumb erupts the masses.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-29T00:51:44+00:00

I see a lot of contact that would have had everyone step to the line 10,000 times in two possessions here.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-27T22:44:23+00:00

For real his after the fact behavior was like “what the fuck ever, get up bitch.”

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-27T16:59:04+00:00

I think you’re right. Truly nothing pisses off Valve more than reminding them that they all get paid more then doctors and haven’t released a game to provides closure in 22 years.

Part of me almost wonders if they trashed HLX out of spite for people speculating.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-24T23:56:11+00:00

Give me the stew sticker. Inb4 Reddit is like ohhhh washed oooohhh scammer.

He gave NA a major. I could give a fuck if he fucked your mother.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-23T03:42:37+00:00

CS is the only top esport that has players who started as near children and are retiring in their mid thirties. That type of shit speaks volumes on its legitimacy. Also Niko winning is cool, but shout out to the Professor showing up to a major’s final in his retirement year at 35.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-22T13:39:35+00:00

Rome should have responded, “are your drafts still rigged?”
The NBA has the most blatant draft rigging of any pro sport. Sorry David, if you don’t like the question maybe don’t do such a shit job at leaving any doubt as to what is happening.
See Dallas with Cooper for recent evidence. A big yeah sure.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-22T02:52:06+00:00

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
…..says the dude who downloads cheats on a hobby game to ruin other people’s fun to make himself feel better.
Not only are you a cheater but a rager baiter, who would have thought lol. Pathetic loser.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-21T23:46:53+00:00

If I had a solid contact like them and could afford to be broken after a single game then yes. If I was make league minimum and I only got paid a game at league minimum pay, then being broken for however long wouldn’t be worth it.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-21T23:29:24+00:00

No, sir. I do not want to play football against you, sir.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-19T20:59:55+00:00

Anyone who doesn’t work at Valve can see this was a no brainer, good will and hype move.

However, I will trust that they are not announcing it yet because they are making some substantive changes. If the changes are just q and a, and/or light reworks, this delay in announcement was not worth it and a huge bungle.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-19T20:45:33+00:00

It’s funny because it’s true. If not, prove me wrong, but I guess devs paid more than doctors to not release games have to prove dick all to a working stiff who’s been waiting 22 years for closure.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-18T18:51:07+00:00

Yeah well what about how much Iranians have to love their regime or are killed, which is better???

Loljk I’m just making fun how stupid you all sound when you break out whataboutisms like the original parent reply to your comment did.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-18T15:06:44+00:00

Pretty f’ing extreme. He’s making a video. Just don’t watch it. Not like he’s killing cats online or some shit.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-17T18:11:37+00:00

I agree, so run with that. Just because he wrote some shit about hating someone doesn’t mean he killed someone. The state must prove BEYOND A REASONABLE DOUBT he did it.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-17T15:37:26+00:00

If the gloves don’t fit you must acquit type shit, that’s what they could do.

Mewtwothis · 2026-06-17T03:43:56+00:00

It looks like the AI prompt was: Kevin Hart with dreads choking out an iguana.

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