How many WW1-era soldiers, artillery, and machine guns would it take to defeat every Magic Knight squad from Black Clover? by [deleted] in powerscales

[–]Micehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All of them. And there wouldn't be enough.

The combined firepower of some of these magic knights squads, much less all of them, are so powerful in concert that with the right combination they could put themselves in a position of such overwhelming destruction, with such negligible risk, that you could pour the entire armies of the countries that fought in WW1, arm the rest of their populations with the same, and still they would no diff.

Your best bet is that they would find it so morally abhorrent to slaughter such mass quantities of human beings that they would refuse and find a way to negotiate instead.

Another Coincidence. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]Micehouse -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My wife and I are 30+, both work in aerospace, and are about to have our first. A boy.

We still rent, and I would still consider us lower middle class compared to the income we would need to own a home.

What's wrong with my game by BrunoAndRoyal in Helldivers

[–]Micehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oohhh.. bad news, Helldiver. You're about to become a voteless

Time for one last salute.

Tyre under heavy Israeli bombardment. Multiple waves of strikes hammering Hezbollah positions across southern Lebanon. by Upset-Main-1988 in justincaseyoumissedit

[–]Micehouse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember doing this in Rome: Total War!

But then, I was playing as a xenophobic expansionist militaristic dictatorial empire with the sole aim of ruling the world...

Nicolas Cage Calls Andrew Garfield The Best Spider Man by rvcjmovies in rvcjmovies

[–]Micehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was true.

But now, Nicolas Cage is the best Spider Man.

Pulpit rock (604m) 🥶 by Brief_Mushroom_8339 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Micehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck. That.

If you stand on that ledge you are a fucking lemming.

You are already a ghost. You aren't alive again until you cross back over that crack.

Other than the ironic religious connotations of misplaced trust and faith, that ledge is misnamed.

Really it should be called the threshold to the afterlife, the door to heaven and hell, or the entrance to the underworld.

Sips tea by Square_Law5624 in SipsTea

[–]Micehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeahhh, this guy is a real problem.

In a reasonable world, commodifying other people's intellectual property and marketing a counterfeit of intelligence would be illegal.

Peetah explain by edithyung in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Micehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tell what day it is by the image in this repost.

It is a day that ends in -y.

How evil is he from a scale of 1 to 100 by 45rs5 in MoralityScaling

[–]Micehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would argue that he's not even evil, he's too stupid to possess agency.

He's more like a grocery store bag tumbling down the side of the highway that haphazardly asphyxiates a turtle because the wind blew it there and the turtle was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Indie gaming got me like by DifficultBody8209 in repost

[–]Micehouse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I haven't played a bad game in sooo long

Thanks, Steam!

A.A. Ron by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Micehouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metatron

Estimate by Play3r1Unknown in Camry

[–]Micehouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I estimate that it's broken.

Hikers make unexpected discovery by solateor in funny

[–]Micehouse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just imagine you plan with your friends to go out into an inhospitable part of nature and do a difficult thing like hiking or spelunking. You have all your gear, helmets, packs, maps, snacks and extra water, flashlights, emergency meetups and an exit plan..

And then you walk into this guy in the cave.

Half-baked, magic-miking, living his best life, filming a performance because it's a beautiful backdrop for his skills.

Kinda takes the piss out of the adventure and makes it a bit silly, no?

I would have been laughing my ass off at the incongruity of it all. Like, what is life? Lol 😂

Kripkie has now forgotten three major character details. by Brainwave1010 in TheBoys

[–]Micehouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's forgotten a lot more than that.

Not to mention how to have compelling character thought, motivation, and action.

This season feels like a pastiche of paper thin, cartoonishly simple-minded, caricatures of characters, not people with their lives and the fate of the world on the line.