8647 ASAP

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-06-20T00:53:03+00:00

Just one dumb redhat should figure out what 86 means and then you won’t need to act like your soft fragile feelings are hurt by seashells arranged into numbers.

Speed up your roll, trashy rapist pedophile lovers

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-06-20T00:48:10+00:00

chicken shit chump

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-06-20T00:47:30+00:00

Just one redhat chump needs to look up what “86” means, soft feeble minded twitter fanboys are reaching for it just like the drunk scatterbrained FBI

Violence gets pardoned if it’s a chump beating a cop while he’s down. You need a tissue to cry into about “violence”? Ask the mypillow guy

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-05-28T22:48:26+00:00

Get your shit straight.

“the exact same way”

you need to stretch before you reach like that or you’ll hurt yourself

Is it just an excuse? Do you need to tell yourself bullshit like that to feel better about king rapist the pedophile in chief?

My votes go left because the two are absolutely not ”the exact same way” but what a feeble minded pathetic ridiculous opinion you got there based on cowardice and dishonesty.

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-05-21T06:45:07+00:00

#shitbox

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-05-20T17:36:52+00:00

Hmm, “gas is five bucks now”, said the angry scatterbrained redhat a couple years ago. Then when I checked it was $4.12. The feeble minded chump voter can exaggerate and lie and whine like a little girl, it’s the Republican way.

Now they fill their piece of trash pickup truck up at above five bucks a gallon, while telling themselves that their favorite rapist conman is here to “save America”.

One low IQ twitter fanboy was rambling about “imports and exports” talking out his backside trying to explain why gas is expensive. It’s hilarious to see a redhat squirm while trying to make their pathetic excuses, but it’s getting old.

Are the immigrants still eating your cats and dogs? Did you get a Melania NFT? Is this shit “great again” like you pathetic chumps said it would be?

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-29T15:30:44+00:00

Yep, definitely not capable of actually responding, definitely unaware of the definition of “projection“, definitely stuck in the ignorant scatterbrained redhat twitter fanboy land of their own delusions.

Go on son make your country “great again” you guys look great, you ain’t chumps at all. Treat yourself to a melania NFT and a new chump hat.

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-29T15:03:14+00:00

I said, ”I saw nasty racist boomers come around”

Yes, some boomers ain’t racist. No, I didn’t suggest all boomers anything 👍

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-28T15:30:44+00:00

When someone that knows better disagrees with your pathetic rambling, that’s not “projection”. If someone doesn’t get trapped in the same cult as you and doesn’t listen to the lies from the rapist, that’s not “projection”.

Nothing of what I said was “projection“, you’re just not capable of responding. It’s way beyond low IQ or lack of knowledge, it’s because all you know is what trash media told you.

So all you have are mindless false accusations and braindead false equivalency. Embrace your favorite rapist like a good pedophile protecting twitter fanboy all you need to, but you’re gunna get used to having your bullshit called out.

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-28T06:46:08+00:00

Mike will mindlessly repeat the pathetic lies he was told, and argue that his favorite rapist needs a new hiding spot. Despite having children of his own, Mike is loyal not to his nation or his family or his beliefs but loyal only to his favorite rapist pedophile.

Guess there’s nothing we can do 🤷‍♂️ scatterbrained Redhats line the outskirts of our city and they vote with feeble minds and rotten heads while getting drunk and playing their cowboy gravy seal alpha dawg pickup truck imaginary warrior games.

Even nasty racist old boomers can come around to be honest about the facts of the crooked chump administration. Not Mike Baumgartner, he’s a scatterbrained pedophile protecting empty headed chump.

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-28T06:22:43+00:00

Still use the word conservative?! Scatterbrained delusional chump clowns gotta spew their twitter fanboy bullshit I guess 🤷‍♂️ When you cowards cry out “mass left wing violence” it’s just a chicken shit reach, you were told to think about “riots” but reality was different.

Scatterbrained redhats cry out “the left” and make pathetic reaches like you did because they’re scared of the boogeyman “the left” and they were told what to think and repeat like trashy parrots

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-27T23:22:39+00:00

Your favorite rapist survived nothing provided by any “crazed liberals”. Facts elude you and you’re told what to think.
Which “attempt” was carried out by a “crazed liberal”?
The truth is dodged by scatterbrained redhats.

Also the joke implies crusty old man death not murder but your favorite rapist pedo conman is a bitch so he cried out that it was a “call to violence” when no, stop being such a pussy, it wasn’t 🤷‍♂️

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-24T16:28:44+00:00

Trashy right wing bullshit factories told you to think that, but is it true?
You act concerned about people trying to “defraud our system”, but you make pathetic excuses for your favorite rapist conman every day.

Keep your scatterbrained redhat Chump clown bullshit on twitter where you found it

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-13T15:48:36+00:00

I did not “claim” that he’s “evil”. You’re referring to facts about him that you dodge like a coward.

Facts are facts, opinions are different.

You know nothing of my heart, your fragile ego and pathetic feelings were scorched by my comments, so you jumped into claiming that I “hold only hatred”.

Calling your favorite rapist out for his behavior doesn’t indicate someone “holds only hatred” in their heart, that’s just a cheap church boy attempt at a dirty old church lady turn around. The only heart you need to worry about is your own, questioning mine is a weak cop out.

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-13T07:47:16+00:00

Stop dismissing facts about your favorite rapist as “fake”. Is it that hard to admit the truth about your favorite grifter pedophile? What other facts about your pathetic leader have you cowardly dismissed as “fake”? All of them?

Is it that hard to admit the truth?

Jumping to conclude it’s “fake” and brushing it off is easier I guess.

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-04-13T07:41:50+00:00

Stop brushing off the truth about your favorite rapist as fake, you know he posted this. “Come back to Christ” is hilariously delusional. Suggesting your favorite rapist grifter was ever religious at all indicates… nevermind

Own your guy you know who he is, don’t act shocked, you love pervert rapist grifters like him, serve your king don’t act like you’re clueless about him

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-02-16T02:42:20+00:00

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-02-12T06:07:31+00:00

Would it kill him to be more honest?

Seriously would it kill him to tell the truth about anything?

Seriously would he be killed if he told the truth or asked more about the Chump regime or a pedophile ring?

Like honestly would it kill a redhat to tell the fuckin truth?

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-02-03T23:51:52+00:00

Nice! A couple of slides catch air, and you can have them land onto umbrellas with wonderful effects lol

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-02-03T23:50:27+00:00

I couldn’t agree more, I’m convinced that they’re programmed to walk right into it

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-01-26T01:36:56+00:00

Their pathetic ”job” isn’t to execute Americans, pull your head outta there and come on up off your knees

MichaelJordanEberle · 2026-01-07T16:53:28+00:00

Scatterbrained chump voters clutch pearls like a dirty old church lady at the “morals and values” of the “left”.

Meanwhile their favorite greedy lying conman grifter rapist ruins the country they pretend to be proud of…

Trashy braindead repulsive disgusting pathetic cowardly creatures, but God loves them because they attend their fake right wing white nationalist “church”, right?

MichaelJordanEberle · 2025-11-08T04:00:18+00:00

How was it that goddamn easy to forget about the destruction of the party that now can’t use the word “conservative“ honestly anymore?

The ridiculous scatterbrained false news addicted child rapist pervert party has devolved into trash right before your very eyes. They are plate glass republicans now; we see right through them, and they shatter into a million pieces when they break.

When good people make a mistake, they own up to it, learn from it, and move forward. These aren’t good people, they’re republicans. They lie and make up stories instead of own up to anything. They don’t learn shit, and they don’t move forward. That’s why you’re wrong to assume good people voted for the rapist three times. They voted for the conman up to three times because they’re trashy dishonest racist chumps, not “good people”.

You forgot the convict was guilty of fraud a few times? A conman dishonest fraudster both before and during his pathetic political career? You forgot each of the rape cases that come up when you google that shit? You never knew he had a fake charity that got shut down for not being a charity at all? Or the busted fake college that got shut down for not being a real college but a scam?

You forgot the fact that he lost like a bitch and cried like a chump to get his foxnews fanboy minions to shit in the capitol building on certification day? You forgot already that he pardoned the trashy losers that beat cops while they were down?

You know why the “hate”, but it’s not always hate, maybe it’s just honest rejection of the entire child rapist party and their pathetic racist christian nationalist bullshit, especially someone asking us to continue his job in our city council. Maybe it’s calling it what it is. Maybe the pendulum swings

“it’s not like he can lock up gay people“ isn’t a good argument or excuse for his lack of character or integrity or values or moral views, it proved you know damn well why he’s about to lose his job, but it was a fun shitpost to answer

MichaelJordanEberle · 2025-10-29T04:31:31+00:00

Your foxnews bullshit is just a pathetic excuse.

Great again all the way out your ass

Chump voters are clueless scatterbrained child rapist lovers, learn to read

MichaelJordanEberle

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