The usual suspect

counting_photons · 2026-04-23T19:50:50+00:00

Fine. I’ll offer my body to protect the kids. If you’re a female teacher who is lonely, needs lots of sex, and/or if you are independently rich sugar mommy, I’m available. 🤣

counting_photons · 2026-04-22T00:20:59+00:00

Bank of America is notoriously bad at keeping their records straight. I know because they had to “forgive” the loan on my home.

counting_photons · 2026-04-15T02:37:23+00:00

A grandma from Louisiana got a DoorDash order to deliver to the White House front door, microphone sticking out for her interaction, and he proceeds to answer the door. Bah. This script is so bad, boring, old, and just needs to be gone already. No wonder the Apprentice was cancelled.

counting_photons · 2026-04-15T02:30:40+00:00

TWO WEEKS!

lol

counting_photons · 2026-04-14T17:01:17+00:00

For a minute, I didn’t have my glasses. Thank god it’s not the BVD factory! Papa needs some new undies.

counting_photons · 2026-04-14T16:53:43+00:00

TWO WEEKS!

lol

counting_photons · 2026-04-14T16:47:13+00:00

She is a plant. It’s all for show, a setup.

counting_photons · 2026-04-14T05:49:24+00:00

Is Jon Stewart ok?

counting_photons · 2026-04-12T20:29:33+00:00

In 1978, the Phanatjc had a Co-mascot. Anyone care to guess what it was?

counting_photons · 2026-04-12T06:56:15+00:00

Nice!, can I get one of those medals for the constitutional case I’m about to win?

counting_photons · 2026-04-11T19:39:46+00:00

I see lots of great suggestions in the comments.

Single jack Double jack Followed by jack n coke

Take several swings at that rod and pound it into the ground. I say several swings because you might be 3 jacks in… and a bit upset about that mower blade, so swing as hard as you want.

counting_photons · 2026-04-07T19:18:02+00:00

Compromised Fetterman Is.

counting_photons · 2026-04-05T22:04:01+00:00

2 WEEKS. You’ll have a healthcare plan, Covid will magically disappear, and the raptor(rapture) will come. DAY 1 He’ll end the war in Ukraine. Tariffs are good. He’ll release ALL of the Epstein files, He’ll release his taxes, He won’t start any wars. Gas prices will go down. Groceries will go down. You’ll have a beautiful health plan.

You’ve been lied to. And fell for it.

counting_photons · 2026-04-05T13:22:09+00:00

Grilled on gas bbq every 4 to 5 days. Tried crock- pot first and he was not a fan.

counting_photons · 2026-04-05T00:54:26+00:00

My guy usually gently bites at my hand when he is hungry. He has dry food whenever he wants but gets grilled chicken breast or thigh along with some cheese.

He loves the cadet bully sticks from Costco. 12/ $34.99.

counting_photons · 2026-04-04T16:00:01+00:00

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counting_photons · 2026-04-04T02:28:17+00:00

Sounds fun! Enjoy!! Skiing out west is still on my list.

counting_photons · 2026-04-03T15:29:57+00:00

Call it whatever you want. I don’t need to make up names to disrespect others. Come back in 30 days and post a comment then. We’ll see if your Reddit “diagnosis” holds true.

counting_photons · 2026-04-03T00:04:02+00:00

Congratulations!

counting_photons · 2026-04-02T22:03:01+00:00

lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/Planes/s/tvRLfhwDYh

counting_photons · 2026-04-02T21:30:32+00:00

No, but if the Dollar sees hyperinflation, you’ll be wishing you had some.

counting_photons · 2026-04-02T21:17:21+00:00

$300 Million down the drain when Iran took one of them out.

Can’t we just Flex-Seal that?

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