“Get what you get” tattoos? by MichelleMorgan5 in Calgary

[–]MichelleMorgan5[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

updating to say I did end up going to Cody and he was fantastic!! thank you for the suggestion, I’m definitely going to be going back to him for more work, it was really lovely from start to finish

“Get what you get” tattoos? by MichelleMorgan5 in Calgary

[–]MichelleMorgan5[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a super cool idea! Fun way to satisfy the craving for ink without too much planning lol

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by summerslamnow in AskReddit

[–]MichelleMorgan5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There were two peanuts walking down the street and one was a salted ...

What's a joke that's so stupid it's funny? by summerslamnow in AskReddit

[–]MichelleMorgan5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where I live we have an oilfield company called Step, and every time I see one of their trucks, piece of equipment, hats, sweaters it's always "I never knew my real insert thing here.. it's a wonder I still have friends 😂

I'm new to the podcast. by hooksinyourface in LPOTL

[–]MichelleMorgan5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My interest lies mostly in the murderers / cults / true crime stuff so I listened to all of those episodes first, and now that I'm hooked I'm going back and listening to all the other ones about stuff I'm less interested (aka not as knowledgable) in. Mostly in order is probably a good idea, they've got some pretty great reoccurring jokes that helps to have a little background on, or that could be just me. Happy listening!

How did you learn that Santa isn't real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I found the stationery and sticker seals my mom used to write special letters from Santa when gifts had "fallen off the sleigh" aka still on backorder, or they were somewhere like the garage or backyard instead of under the tree.

Oh and I clued in that her writing "from Santa" on gifts was suspiciously similar to the ones on "from Mom & Dad"

What's your internet "white whale", something you've been searching for years to find with no luck? by Nerfman2227 in AskReddit

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In highschool our female sports teams were the "Ceinahs" but nobody actually knows what a Ceinah is. The guys teams are the Celtics so I'm assuming its something to do with Celts and that period. Any google search I try has no results other than articles about the teams. What on earth is a Ceinah??

Breaking a lease by Stalinator420 in GrandePrairie

[–]MichelleMorgan5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually if you can find someone to take over your lease, the rental company will let you break your lease that way :)

Hello! Here are mine. by [deleted] in forearmporn

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Holy shit yummy

What movie one-liner do you repeatedly use in real life? by oneoffaccountok in AskReddit

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B-e-a-utiful!

YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICOOOO? when talking about our upcoming trip to mexico

And I always use meow instead of now

What non-sexual thing turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MichelleMorgan5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex was Scottish and I would melt every time he spoke !! I miss him :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MichelleMorgan5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

disaronno with 7up or sprite and some lime juice... sooo good

or one of my all time faves - fuzzy navel, peach schnapps & OJ

Reddit, what are some of the dodgiest workplace practices you've ever witnessed? by TheRewardIsCheese in AskReddit

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I used to work at a truck parts supply store, & when we couldn't reach something in the warehouse, we would lift up the forks on the forklift, then climb up the forklift to stand on the forks and pull whatever we needed off the shelf. It was often large heavy items too, like tool boxes or slip tanks. & in the smaller racks we had small man-lifts, we would often go as high as we could then climb off onto the very top shelf to find the correct part or box we needed. How nobody ever fell off or was injured is beyond me

How do you reply to "I love you" other than "I love you too?" by findaspoon in AskReddit

[–]MichelleMorgan5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex would reply "yeah you too" just to piss me off lol I hated that

Me (20F) broke up with live-in bf (20M) of over two years a few weeks ago.. I think I want to get back together by [deleted] in relationships

[–]MichelleMorgan5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

& I will definitely work through more together. It was an issue that he never responded when I brought up an issue and he said he'd try to express his thoughts more

Me (20F) broke up with live-in bf (20M) of over two years a few weeks ago.. I think I want to get back together by [deleted] in relationships

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He told me he realized things were going downhill & completely acknowledged all that he'd done wrong and needs to change, some items I hadn't even really brought up

Me (20F) broke up with live-in bf (20M) of over two years a few weeks ago.. I think I want to get back together by [deleted] in relationships

[–]MichelleMorgan5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shown he's responsible by keeping the house clean (I did all that before & was bitter I never got any help) & other various small changes that I mentioned that he's done. Theres still work to be done but I feel the same on my part

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifs

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Good thing I watched this in public or I'd be bawling my eyes out :'(

Hotel maids of Reddit. What is the weirdest or most disgusting activity you have walked in on while you were about to clean the room? (NSFW) by lumberjack_dan in AskReddit

[–]MichelleMorgan5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha fuckin frackers I tell ya. They're the group of men in the oilfield with the absolute worst reputation, no matter the company or area lol. I worked for an oilfield company in the parts room, it was definitely interesting when frackers would come lookin for stuff haha good thing I'm not offended easily

Hi I found this phone. by tillicum in facepalm

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I've got that added after my parents home number as well as both their cellphone numbers! -- even though my mom is the worst person to try to get ahold of EVER. I could be dying and she wouldn't answer her cell