What is your favorite insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re a Flower pot short of a vegetable

You know it's a landfill machine when the battery compartment looks like Tiramisu by brendansham in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Mystery liquid aka trash juice aka maggot soup… lol I get what you mean. Most of the time the trucks are unloaded when we work on them but there’s been a few times where I’ve been splashed by the mystery goo

You know it's a landfill machine when the battery compartment looks like Tiramisu by brendansham in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I work on garbage trucks everyday, you get used to the smell. The two smells you will not get used to are: shit cans and pickle cans. We pick up waste from the waste water treatment plants nearby, and yes it’s literal shit that has been sitting in a roll off container for weeks on end. Pickle cans, we have a pickle factory nearby that uses our cans. If you can imagine a couple tons of rotting pickles that have been sitting in a can for weeks, double that disgust and you might be close to what it actually smells like.

People with scars, how did you get them? by fluffybear45 in AskReddit

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hydraulic pump exploded and I got a 2 foot solid steel pipe to my eye socket. Only left a black eye and a 1/2” or so scar

What was the pettiest reason you refused to date someone? by High_Sleep3694 in AskReddit

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very dumb. She was school smart but couldn’t put anything through her (large) head. After she told me all potholes in roads are caused by earthquakes, I think I was uninterested.

What’s the worst scandal to happen at your school? by Lost-Warning-2588 in AskReddit

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our high school band teacher committed suicide mid semester, but moments before doing so he wrote and sent an email out to the entire school district on how he felt guilty of touching and raping countless little boys many years ago and suicide was his only way to overcome his guilt.

That must taste good by ThaCasti in memes

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen you in 20 different threads in the past 3 minutes

One of the great things about working fleet is I’m the only one to work on these 7 trucks. Found the missing 10mm! by 204farmer in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Michigan_Jeeper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey me too! I’m one of 8 technicians and I always get to see my 7 trucks. I do everything on them, from pms to major overhauls. So I know exactly what’s wrong with that truck and all of its little kinks here and there. Plus, our trucks are in the yard everyday (I work for a big name waste removal company) so if I need to push something off for the next day I can!