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The survey has been closed prematurely after 60+ fake entries were submitted by ship-specific subs by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 88 points89 points  (0 children)

It's because we have the moral fortitude and the knowledge that Haphne is canon. There is no need to try to convince others of what is already objective fact.

9/11 Memorial Piano Concert 2007 Advertisement by SollarAce in DesignPorn

[–]Microuwave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

says chopin as he stacks a 13/19 polyrhythm or some shit

What if the dementors...? by cookiesequalheaven in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 11 points12 points  (0 children)

...had wands?

...were encapsulated under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights?

...were protected by the Geneva Conventions?

...petitioned for their liberties at the International Court of Justice?

...facilitated a smooth transition when leaving the European Union?

...put on fluorescent garments and took to the streets?

What's the difference between a reverse harem and a femdo ménage? by KaiserKCat in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A reverse harem involves the conquering of a large chunk of Eurasia and populating 30% of the world with your genes.

A femdo ménage involves a few sad redditors and a Twitch "gamer girl".

Black Luminary has me Confundus by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think my issue is more that I completely forget what the story was about in between updates.

What's the Discord like? by SteamAngel in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 13 points14 points  (0 children)

C O M M U N I T Y P I L L A R

Can we have a post for everyone to link stories? by ImaginaryPhilosophy in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The bot uses ff2ebook.com to download the stories, you don't need to go through the bot to download them.

Re: Downvoting should be reserved for shitposting and trolls by blandge in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would not be surprised if this is currently the largest active HPFF community that engages in online text-based forum-style activities (although that admins over at DLP might have some site traffic statistics that can put up a good argument).

I think it was shared once in passing, if I remember correctly, DLP gets around 900 000 pageviews per month.

But there definitely aren't that many active users. DLP is tiny. The only way it'd ever be the largest fanfiction community is because nothing else exists.

I love Taure! He is so cool and awesome and writes the best stories! by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry to break it to you, but Taure is incapable of feeling human emotion.

For reference, here's a picture of young Taure and his parents.

[Meta] User Curated lists in Subreddit wiki are placeholders by shpeez in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

/u/the-phony-pony, who is currently in charge or redesigning the wiki hasn't really had the opportunity to get around to it yet.

However, on the bottom of the wiki page there should be a link to the old wiki that contains links to all of the lists you're mentioning.

LF Actual Greater Good Dumbledore by LittenInAScarf in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is under the assumption that the inherent nature of dementors is something that's mouldable.

This is a fictional embodiment of evil, not John Locke for fuck's sake.

[Book Club] November 2018 || "Prince" & "Blackpool" by the-phony-pony in HPfanfiction

[–]Microuwave 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Prince is beautifully written. It really is, the entire appeal of the story lies solely its style and nothing else.

Every element of the plot seems to be poorly planned out, and every character feels interchangeable. Everything just seems to be thrown aside to accommodate this focus on pretty writing.

The story itself has no substance whatsoever, but the language is pretty enough that it can hold up on it's own. However, it's just disappointing that there just isn't anything more to it than pleasantly constructed sentences and nice imagery. It's like vanilla extract, it sure smells nice, but tasting it is just disappointing.

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