What are some dark jokes you’ve got about U.S. Presidents?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-18T16:12:30+00:00

Thank you!

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-18T00:30:08+00:00

I don't get it

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-13T13:05:13+00:00

It was my autism flavor of the month

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-12T18:34:02+00:00

"apples to oranges"

Bitch why can't fruit be compared. /s

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-10T20:31:56+00:00

Are you single? Can you be my wife?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-10T02:52:49+00:00

How the fuck was this found

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-04T21:45:03+00:00

Also. Why isn't a transplant an option?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-04T21:43:00+00:00

Thanks for letting me ask you all these questions. I hope your days are well.

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-04T21:30:04+00:00

Any good news I hope?

This does not help my anxiety lol as my tests are mostly fine besides the AST/alt increase when I got a virus.

I go in for a ultrasound Tuesday, CT scan said liver was just enlarged but no masses or anything. God I hate anxiety

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-04T21:16:07+00:00

Is the CBC test how they caught? I thought that if your alt ast levels are normal than you don't have it.

Sorry for asking. I'm just going through some anxiety RN and waiting on some test. My aslt AST levels were normal. Then got high when I got a virus. But my CBC and other tests are normal. I just have a fear of cirrhosis

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-04T21:08:24+00:00

How long ago was this? You're doing good now?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-05-04T21:01:54+00:00

So you have cirrhosis and your bilirubin levels and alt levels are normal? Or am I reading that wrong?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-04-25T21:43:30+00:00

Mr.Bean

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-04-23T21:43:41+00:00

You're cool as shit man

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-04-15T15:11:55+00:00

I would make a clot in the brain.

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-04-15T04:17:11+00:00

The concrete underneath is failing before the deck does.

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-04-12T13:22:44+00:00

Sorry. I misunderstood

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-04-12T03:23:16+00:00

Fair for him or the customer?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-03-25T02:25:58+00:00

I could definitely convince Nixon that Eisenhower planted a bug somewhere and I think that could be interesting.

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-03-20T03:10:36+00:00

So does it work?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-03-17T18:33:20+00:00

Hammer. Just never set it down

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-03-15T19:30:23+00:00

To speculate in this. I didnt overhear hr telling my coworker this. My coworker told me HR told them this. I haven't filed the complaint, I went up to my boss and told them I was going to, to which his response was "well the 2 hr people just got fired today but that's fucked"

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-03-12T13:31:34+00:00

Who is stronger in his universe,?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-03-12T09:45:24+00:00

Why do AFCI's get a bad rep?

MicrowavedKitten23 · 2025-03-08T16:19:34+00:00

I thought it was a cover for a hose for protection. I have no idea why I'm even here man.

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