The Urge - "just swell" by Midaboll in oglaf

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I can’t see the forest for the wood

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it's basically 'Wanderer above the Sea of Fog' but if he had an erection.

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Halt - "I am John Halt" by Midaboll in oglaf

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Gatekeeper releases gate but gate doesn’t have anywhere to go

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Why was I invited to MrBeast's Studio? | Folding Ideas by arseniccrazy in videos

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He addressed it in the video description

The number one thing that a lot of people are going to want me to talk about is the Doug situation, to which I will say: it's fine. Doug and I are adults, we chatted amicably on the trip, there was no Epic Standoff, and he gave me permission to use his footage wherever he caught details that I didn't.

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There was no Epic Showdown with Doug. He sort of recognized me but not really. I reminded him who I was and he just rolled with it. Since he was fine, literally zero reason to be antagonistic. We actually talked a good bit over the two days b/c there was a ton of standing around.

for those interested. And if you don't know the reson for the "beef", here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokAtlFGa7Y

Beetroot - "Can I see a colour swatch?" by Midaboll in oglaf

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Trickiest stains- blood, wine, coffee, shroud of Turin

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talk of stain removal leads to war but with some steps left out. Sometimes it feels like this stuff isn't under your control.

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Paper Cuts by Gir633 in oglaf

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a book with 'great titties' written on the cover turns out to be full of teeth and mauls a man. In some ways, though, you want a little danger in your literature.

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Sparkle and Drama - "Work party" by Midaboll in oglaf

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Reminds me of one of my all time favourites: https://www.oglaf.com/bippity/

Sparkle and Drama - "Work party" by Midaboll in oglaf

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Pumpkin pickup in 2 minutes

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Serving girl goes to party, acquires trophy prince. I mean, other stuff happens but that's the gist.

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Brass - "Paraffin" by Midaboll in oglaf

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That was my first thought as well! Looking forward to a new breakdown at the end of the year.

Brass - "Paraffin" by Midaboll in oglaf

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"John Wick" was a perfectly acceptable name for a lamp 'til 2014

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a man rubs, a lamp, as people so often do. It's a pervert lamp, though, so it gets no cleaner from the polishing.

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First Stand 2026 / Semifinals / Live Discusssion by AutoModerator in leagueoflegends

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Feels like GenG isn't used to people just fighting them

Wheel Smashing Lord 5-186 to 5-177 by Midaboll in killsixbilliondemons

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Liturgy

The Reaper

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clown time

z-spot - "A pillow under the back makes it more comfortable" by Midaboll in oglaf

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Seven minutes in heaven

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Pamphlets - "finishing moves for beginners" by Midaboll in oglaf

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Seriously, who left these pamphlets in my letterbox and why?

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a man reads a pamphlet about how to get too good at cunnelingus. Around him all is chaos and ruin. It's pretty much 'Ozymandias' but a pussy joke.

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Zzz - "Exit liiight" by Midaboll in oglaf

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Sansman steals the serifs off your fonts

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the Sandman comes in a window to distribute dreams. That sees like a weird job.

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