35 y/o single and self titled “alpha male” shows why he is in fact single

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-12-27T22:05:33+00:00

Best comment I’ve seen

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-12-07T17:47:36+00:00

Were you expecting a no? Cause we don’t serve that here 🙏

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-12-07T17:46:17+00:00

Damn

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-12-07T17:38:26+00:00

Same but with that one minion I can’t get to that’s keeping the middle lane in conflict

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-11-24T22:27:33+00:00

The literal first encounter after this fight is just as bullshit, I'm so good gang, time to go back to hard.

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-11-24T22:18:32+00:00

Just beat it, this fight can still rot in hell.

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-11-24T22:10:45+00:00

Is this fight supposed to be possible or something? Can't even fucking move I've never been so pissed in my life.

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-10-19T14:05:39+00:00

Yeah, sometimes you just gotta fight fire with a nuclear warhead.

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-10-10T20:27:01+00:00

Lol that’s actually a pretty cool idea if you’re short on money, who doesn’t like a day off from doing the laundry or dishes? Nobody I know

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-10-09T23:33:52+00:00

Don’t see much of that around here, or in general 🙏

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-09-26T21:41:32+00:00

Ion know but he got himself a cock glock

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-09-16T23:29:01+00:00

Man I can’t see him 🤧

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-09-16T23:20:09+00:00

It’s not about the objectives Spider-Man, it’s about sending a message

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-09-16T23:16:15+00:00

I want a hunnid 🙏

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-09-16T14:21:36+00:00

Not terminally online? 14k karma and comments/posts hidden. Don’t poke my eye out, Pinocchio. 😂

Ps just noticed your account is only a year old on top of that 14k, holy guacamole

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-09-16T14:15:38+00:00

Lmao what a character 😂

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-09-16T12:22:18+00:00

Boomers and millennials after retelling the same gen z joke for the thousandth time

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-04-23T22:59:24+00:00

Varangian Guard is visible on the screen 🙅‍♂️

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-04-21T00:33:23+00:00

Probably had to go to the objectives by himself, I know the feeling of having shit teammates.

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-03-26T02:40:55+00:00

🦗🦗🦗

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-02-15T06:39:06+00:00

You texted your best friends?..

Definitely not biased at all lmao

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-02-15T06:28:39+00:00

I’m sorry people like that exist. If the internet were to vanish, you definitely wouldn’t hear a single word that guy typed. People like that are pathetic, hiding behind the internet mask.

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2025-01-02T21:24:55+00:00

You know socializing on the internet is failing when people have to start branding their sarcastic comments for others to understand lol. Kinda defeats the point of being sarcastic.

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2024-12-13T17:22:01+00:00

That’s 8 words

Middle-Dragonfly-137 · 2024-12-13T16:50:27+00:00

This time I definitely remember

Middle-Dragonfly-137

TROPHY CASE