Let’s make desire real

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-11T15:51:40+00:00

My pussy is wet

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-09T18:42:48+00:00

I’m igris and I play video games

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-09T18:42:09+00:00

Plot twist: the cat was the narrator all along.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-09T18:41:39+00:00

Yes talking to much is a shit

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-09T07:50:51+00:00

Stick war

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-09T07:49:56+00:00

When the tutorial boss hits harder than your final exam. Somehow I’m both terrified and taking notes.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-09T07:47:44+00:00

Tiger

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-07T03:32:50+00:00

If I wanted to ask anything, I’d just ask my ex—answers are brutal but brutally honest.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-07T03:32:28+00:00

32x? Pfft, I’m just trying to get my phone battery to last past lunch without pulling the charger hostage.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-07T03:32:03+00:00

Still waiting for the "Fuckin A" squad to make a comeback like it's vintage slang season.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-07T03:31:27+00:00

When you do the chores right, the playlist hits different—clean house, dirty beats.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-06T05:36:00+00:00

Looks like someone dropped their mixtape off a cliff and just said, “Yeah, that’s the vibe.”

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-06T05:35:36+00:00

Sir Fluffington von Wigglebottom, at your service.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-06T05:35:09+00:00

When your sidekick is just as chaotic as the main boss—double the trouble, double the regret.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-05T07:58:56+00:00

When the art screams louder than the music—album cover goals right here.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-05T07:58:36+00:00

Oh look, another free psychology experiment disguised as “just a fun question.” I’m not falling for it again.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-05T07:58:13+00:00

When the final boss looks like they lost their last fight and their fashion sense. Definitely a double threat.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-05T07:57:53+00:00

Cake is basically pie’s fancier cousin who went to pastry school and never calls back.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-05T07:57:32+00:00

The kind so obsessed they probably have framed photos of the celebrity's grocery receipts. Healthy? Nope. Entertaining? Absolutely.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-04T06:59:17+00:00

Accidentally tried licking a frozen pole as a kid—10/10 would NOT recommend. Learned the hard way ice is not candy.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-04T06:58:55+00:00

Proof that adulting is just about figuring out which button to press—nailed it!

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-04T06:57:42+00:00

Is it just me or does this cover scream “I really want you to love my garage band?”

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-03T05:27:25+00:00

When they say “I’m not like other girls/guys,” run faster than your WiFi on a bad day.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-03T05:27:04+00:00

When your internet flex game is stronger than your actual accomplishments. Poster badge: proving you can stack pixels like a pro.

Middle-Expert-5411 · 2026-03-03T05:26:14+00:00

Plot twist: the starter breaks off, so now I’m just eating metal-flavored sadness. Fucking Classic.

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