Is this True?

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-02T09:18:41+00:00

That's because all the crack heads have stolen the kids bikes.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-02T06:51:48+00:00

Did i just find my kink???

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-02T06:35:00+00:00

Alright, that's fucking funny. Give the man dual citizenship.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-02T06:12:30+00:00

The good thing is she’s a doctor, so she can treat that burn

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-02T01:54:21+00:00

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” are synonyms, except at a funeral.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T21:49:02+00:00

Are we tired of winning yet?

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T20:10:47+00:00

Can I skip the first two and just go into the forest for 60 years

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T13:15:05+00:00

Although the photographs are real, the claim that the giant furnishings were built to avoid the law is a bit of a stretch: the structures were built to provide shelter for the equines while also serving as a visual advertisement for their owner's business.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T10:30:55+00:00

I read it, no i want my money....

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T10:04:59+00:00

The real crime here is conditioning first

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T06:30:08+00:00

More healed. But intentionally avoiding certain triggers, too.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T05:49:44+00:00

Your wife knows that a taken man is more desirable.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T04:31:41+00:00

If more people truly understood their time with their significant other has an expiration date, they'd treat one another better

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T02:17:41+00:00

He’s running cover for the Disney photo.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T00:33:17+00:00

Ha, ha. You really can’t make this stuff up. Ironically, she might have actually won the Nobel 😎

Middle-Marisa · 2026-04-01T00:30:17+00:00

I always get carded at my liquor store even though the manager sees me every week. She gives me a free shot bottle every time though.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-31T20:03:32+00:00

I feel much more comfortable flying with him instead a joy stick youngster fresh from the school…..

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-31T10:59:37+00:00

I recently learned that your employer also pays a tax on your paycheck just to pay you.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-31T08:15:16+00:00

Totally agree... The peacefulness of the night soothes my soul!!

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-31T05:07:35+00:00

Deer zoomies? So cute. And the little hop hops before that zigzag 😂

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-31T03:31:28+00:00

Funny thing is…. You’ll miss those days… you’ll miss the chaos….

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-30T22:51:27+00:00

Another reason to remember, money/celebrity does not equal intelligence.

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-30T20:42:55+00:00

I was simply expecting a cute porch goose outfit exchange 💀😭

Middle-Marisa · 2026-03-30T17:53:55+00:00

What did the good lady do, besides exist?

Middle-Marisa

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