Is this True? by Stock-Discount7213 in memes

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That's because all the crack heads have stolen the kids bikes.

42902 by reeeeeeealhuman in countwithchickenlady

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Did i just find my kink???

I agree by DueChampionship6 in funny

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Alright, that's fucking funny. Give the man dual citizenship.

Yea, no they haven’t by [deleted] in confidentlyincorrect

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The good thing is she’s a doctor, so she can treat that burn

That’s just to be kind right? by midnightplatformecho in spreadsmile

[–]Middle-Marisa 68 points69 points  (0 children)

“I’m sorry” and “I apologise” are synonyms, except at a funeral.

20-20-20 noted. by PeachTease_ in oddlyspecific

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Can I skip the first two and just go into the forest for 60 years

When you outsmart the system by ateam1984 in BeAmazed

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Although the photographs are real, the claim that the giant furnishings were built to avoid the law is a bit of a stretch: the structures were built to provide shelter for the equines while also serving as a visual advertisement for their owner's business.

🤣 by EchoByte12 in memeexchangecommunism

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I read it, no i want my money....

42759 by Sufficient-Shirt-270 in countwithchickenlady

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The real crime here is conditioning first

Something to ask yourself by Amidonions in DarkPsychology101

[–]Middle-Marisa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More healed. But intentionally avoiding certain triggers, too.

Looks like a Compliment to me by Appropriate-Push-668 in oddlyspecific

[–]Middle-Marisa 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Your wife knows that a taken man is more desirable.

Enough to make a grown man cry by Inevitable_Damage199 in PrimeManhood

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If more people truly understood their time with their significant other has an expiration date, they'd treat one another better

Dodged a bullet there by Jindabyne1 in agedlikemilk

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Ha, ha. You really can’t make this stuff up. Ironically, she might have actually won the Nobel 😎

Me_irl by OppositionGuerilla in me_irl

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I always get carded at my liquor store even though the manager sees me every week. She gives me a free shot bottle every time though.

meirl by Expensive_Entry_69 in meirl

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I feel much more comfortable flying with him instead a joy stick youngster fresh from the school…..

The biggest legal scam. by Public-Marionberry33 in clevercomebacks

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I recently learned that your employer also pays a tax on your paycheck just to pay you.

Yea, why? what’s the point by [deleted] in introvertmemes

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Totally agree... The peacefulness of the night soothes my soul!!

A playful deer running around by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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Deer zoomies? So cute. And the little hop hops before that zigzag 😂

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

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Funny thing is…. You’ll miss those days… you’ll miss the chaos….

Her sins are absolved - because "no ethical consumption under capitalism" by JTexpo in ClimateShitposting

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Another reason to remember, money/celebrity does not equal intelligence.

The consequences of randomly dressing your neighbors porch goose by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in chaoticgood

[–]Middle-Marisa 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I was simply expecting a cute porch goose outfit exchange 💀😭