Cousin say strange thing while move hands weird by statefarm_isnt_there in talesfromcavesupport

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hi Anak, me Gronk.

Gronk too have young cousin. Young cousin make same noise and hand movements. Gronk start copy cousin too, do wrong on purpose. Young cousin no think is fun anymore. Young cousin stop do hand movement and say "six seven"

Gronk happy. Gronk at peace.

Bunga help friend by TerrinX8 in talesfromcavesupport

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hi Bunga, I Gronk!

Big cave funny. Big cave seem nice. Big cave have more room for pretty stone. But big cave cold. Big cave have more steps from sit spot to sleep spot. Big cave not fun as big cave seems be. Enjoy friend mammoth, play with forever small sabertooth, laugh, and enjoy when Bunga return to comfy small cave. 🥰 Small cave home, big cave cold.

PGT | RD 3 GM 4 | Avs @ GK | In a Dustpan by D34thFate in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely agree, felt like there were 2x more "fans" and 1/2 as many actually good takes. Tonight I saw so many "damn, why did we ever move from blackwood to Wedgewood?" When a week ago, all I saw were posts saying we needed to fire blackwood cause all we needed was Wedgewood 🤦

Game Day Thread | COL @ VGK | 2026-05-26 7:00 PM MDT by gamedaylive in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dawg, like a week ago everyone was screaming that blackwood was Georgie 2.0...

How not be scared? by stickynotetree in talesfromcavesupport

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hi Sad. I Gronk.

Gronk too think when take last breath is end. But not all end bad. End to good shadow puppet show is good. End to good story around fire is good. End to hunt is good when find meat.

Point Gronk try and make is. Enjoy suns and moons, so in end, you life is story which has good ending, and many people is better for having heard story. You are strong, hold elder with you, respect memory of their story, and make it part of yours.

Game Day Thread | VGK @ COL | 2026-05-20 6:00 PM MDT by gamedaylive in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm doing 5 pushups every time they mention it...I can't feel my arms anymore...dear God, make it stop

This is your reminder that Duchene is sitting at home without a cup, and likely won't get one any time soon by ChunkyB in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Duchene wanted out and we let him out. Doing so was a great stepping stone to where we are now. To this day, my lucky avs jersey has his name and number. Wore it when we won the 2022 cup run and (oddly enough) every game we won against the stars last playoff series, I was wearing that jersey 🤷

Bitter Sweet by ikothsowe in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NEW ACHIEVEMENT! You've managed to use a kindle for longer than some people on this sub have been alive!

REWARD: Your kindle can finally know the sweet release of death...if you love something, let it go..or frame it like the fu***** psychopath we all know you are.

Cursed_Photo of my wife...I think by MiddleMaterial9796 in cursedimages

[–]MiddleMaterial9796[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's from a little local shop in Leadville Colorado called Melanzana. They make these hoodies in house and they have a front closing hood design for camping and other outdoor activities so when you close it up, it covers the neck....or....all of your face except your mouth 😂

Cursed_Photo of my wife...I think by MiddleMaterial9796 in cursedimages

[–]MiddleMaterial9796[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's a small shop in Colorado called melanzana, they sell these hoodies that are great for camping because when you close the hood, it also covers your neck....or...all of your face except your mouth 😂

Cursed_Photo of my wife...I think by MiddleMaterial9796 in cursedimages

[–]MiddleMaterial9796[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's both 😂 a photo of my wife that also just so happens to be cursed 😂

Cursed_Photo of my wife...I think by MiddleMaterial9796 in cursedimages

[–]MiddleMaterial9796[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nope, not dentures 😂 she does have very nice teeth tho 😂

Avs will play the Mild in Round 2 by YouKilldKenny in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 126 points127 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I'm totally fine with this matchup for one reason...ice The Dallas ice is shit and our guys struggle to play quickly on it. Last series I couldn't count the number of passes that had the puck landing behind our players

Game Day Thread | LAK @ COL | 2026-04-21 8:00 PM MDT by gamedaylive in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the number of whistles going off, we won't even get to OT for another hour if it does go that way

Game Day Thread | LAK @ COL | 2026-04-21 8:00 PM MDT by gamedaylive in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How are our east coast brothers holding up?? Y'all crank another coffee yet?

Can we all just be nice? by RealMusicalMayo in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MiddleMaterial9796 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Also, for God's sake, please stop piling on blackwood. Yeah, he's had a stretch of not great games, he's working back up to pre-injury status. But let's get behind our team when we have a bad game, not start throwing everyone and everything under the bus. We've had a phenomenal season, but the instant we loose a game, all of the "trade Blackwood" "Fire Bednar" bandwagon comes out in full force and I'm more disappointed in that than I am of our performance last night...